New assitant for Treguard
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I just thought I'd post my opinion even thogh this has run for yoinks,
Here goes deep breath
Bruce Forsyth!
Treguard: Welcome watchers of illusion, to the castle of confusion
Brucie: Nice to see you, to see you...
Advisors: NICE!
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K-9 would be good.
Treguard- Welcome Watcher's, once again Temporal Disruption has gone, the Quest is on. A Team of Brave Adventurer's our currently languishing in the deeper depths of my lair. K-9, read out the Progress Report and fill us all in on how this team our doing.
K-9- Affirmative Master.
Richard O' Brien would also be good, he would be good at hamming it up to the camera in the closing moments of the episodes, and Tony Robinson playing a Baldrick-esque character would be my last choice.
Treguard- Warning Teams, do not linger, time is not on your side and you have to move fast if you want to get to Level 2.
Baldrick- Do not despair team, all that talk of moving fast was just a Dead Herring, for I have a Cunning Plan that can't fail.
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Harsh...
...but fair.
Yes, an Igor type character- like the one on Count Duckula, only with less bird-like features. Obviously.
Count Duckula and Knightmare! My childhood in the 80s! Funny, along with Ghostbusters and The Trap Door I seem to be weaned on creepy TV prgogrammes.
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Serious note: I would mind seeing a PROPER elf type character this time. I thought Pickle looked like something from a pantomime! But I liked him non the less.
Funny note: What about Father Jack from Father Ted
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Funny note: What about Father Jack from Father Ted
"Hurry, team, life force is fading! You need to find energy soon..."
"DRINK!"
"Yes, that's the sort of thing I mean..."
"DRINK!"
"Yes, like I s-..."
"DRINK!"
"Yes, I've made that point."
"DRINK!"
"There's no need to keep going on about it."
"GIRLS!!!"
"......No... the dungeoneer's a boy."
"GIRLS!!"
"Look, that's Hordriss the Confuser in that chamber, I really don't think you want to risk offending him."
"F*CK!"
Long pause.
"Yes, I'd agree with that."
All in all, still not as annoying as Pickle, or disruptive as Majida.
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[A dungeoneer rushes back to the antechamber, having finally redeemed the elusive Cup. Father Jack beckons them enthusiastically, and the dungeoneer delivers the Cup into his waiting hands. He peers inside and is disgusted to find an absence of wine, mead or any other drink.]
Jack: "FECK OFF, CUP!" [hurls it through the magic mirror, then sits down grumpily in Treguard's chair, failing to notice or care that Treguard is already sitting in it]
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I can imagine it now...
'HOW DID THAT GOBSHITE GET TO LEVEL TWO?!?'
Hehehe.
LOL!!!! Oh my dad is a father ted fan but he wouldn't get that
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It would have to be me, seriously >:-] .
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Postby sodoto » Sun Mar 20, 2005 4:35 pm
Father Jack from "Father Ted." Heee.
Father Jack..............
He'd just shout drink and Father Ted would have to run in with a bottle of something for him.
Father Jack: [Sits in Treguard's chair.Treguard moves closer to the advisors] Drink.
Treguard: [beat to advisors] I thought Pickle was a hard one to handle. Father Ted get some drink for us.
Father Ted: [annoyed] Again but he just drank the whole cellar.
[Pickle knocks on the door and calls out.] Cooeeeeeee Master I'm back. Do you and the team need anything.
Maybe Treguard will like Mrs Doyles tea.
Hope he likes tea or Mrs Doyle might be annoyed.
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I thought Pickle was quite nice and helpful even when he was being naughty [in Treguard's view]. Majida was more like a strict school teacher to me and i think she treated Treguard like a child a bit. I guess everyone sees things differently.
I like Daisy as well.
Feel we need more elves in the dungeon! Please Tim can we have some more....... elves?
What about an Elf magican who was trained by Merlin.
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