Can't Fight This Peeling (parody of Can't Fight This Feeling
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Official video, by REO Speedwagon
I can't fight this peeling any longer
The epidermis frayed, the bone on show
What started out as peckish has grown stronger
I need a fish or cheese or else my team'll go
I tell myself that I can complete the level
I say, "the clock might slow down or delay"
The Dungeon I implore for just a lentil
To stop my malnutrition, so the eyes don't roll away
And even as I wander, I'm keeping up the sprite
Got a handle on my Life Force and I try to grab a bite
But now I'm so hungry that soon it'll be "good night"
And I can't fight this peeling anymore
And I bet that face is looking very sore
I know just what the Life Force has in store:
A dislocated jaw
Forever
'Cause I can't fight this peeling anymore
All I need's a raisin or an apple core
I'd even eat a crust straight off the floor
A rice grain I'd adore
Or else I can't fight this peeling anymore
My life has been such a challenge since I got here
With a Viking hat encircling my head
And it always seems that you're wallowing, Hugo
At the flaking of the faces
To the bone, into the red
And even as I wander, I'm keeping up the sprite
Got a handle on my Life Force and I try to grab a bite
But now I'm so hungry that soon it'll be "good night"...
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