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Can't Fight This Peeling (parody of Can't Fight This Feeling

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    Official video, by REO Speedwagon

    I can't fight this peeling any longer

    The epidermis frayed, the bone on show

    What started out as peckish has grown stronger

    I need a fish or cheese or else my team'll go

    I tell myself that I can complete the level

    I say, "the clock might slow down or delay"

    The Dungeon I implore for just a lentil

    To stop my malnutrition, so the eyes don't roll away

    And even as I wander, I'm keeping up the sprite

    Got a handle on my Life Force and I try to grab a bite

    But now I'm so hungry that soon it'll be "good night"

    And I can't fight this peeling anymore

    And I bet that face is looking very sore

    I know just what the Life Force has in store:

    A dislocated jaw

    Forever

    'Cause I can't fight this peeling anymore

    All I need's a raisin or an apple core

    I'd even eat a crust straight off the floor

    A rice grain I'd adore

    Or else I can't fight this peeling anymore

    My life has been such a challenge since I got here

    With a Viking hat encircling my head

    And it always seems that you're wallowing, Hugo

    At the flaking of the faces

    To the bone, into the red

    And even as I wander, I'm keeping up the sprite

    Got a handle on my Life Force and I try to grab a bite

    But now I'm so hungry that soon it'll be "good night"...

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