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    TheBrollachan
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    LOL I was thinking that Gorden Brown might be one of the advisers.

    Tony: Why have told me to go to the left when I should be going to the right.

    ...AND...

    Tony: Now I am trapped in a room that has no means of escape.

    Gorden: I know, bye!

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      Heres some

      David: Here we are in one of the most hostile environments, but in harsh places like these, wall monsters must survive.

      DJ Casper (as a guide, as much as I hate the cha cha slide song): O.K theres a giant pit in front of you, so do whaqt I say. Slide to the right, take it back now y'all, slide to the left, three hops this time.

      George Bush: This opposition we are faced with are tyrannical, but if we unite we can get through this dungeon and acheive our goal, you are either with the powers that be, or the opposition.

      A guide for John Prescott: O.K John, take three steps left and eat the pie... You were meant to put it in your knapsack!

      Bill Gates: I have installed a new floating skull, the FloatSkull04. This will be fast, effective and more efficient with dungeoneer killing.

      Dungoneer: You're supposed to be the guide, you've made the quest harder.

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        George Bush: This opposition we are faced with are tyrannical, but if we unite we can get through this dungeon and acheive our goal, you are either with the powers that be, or the opposition.

        And here's a comment from the Opposition Infomation Minister.

        Comical Ali: The Opposition is a force of good, once we get Dungoneers, we treat them like they're the richest people on the planet.

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          HarveyTowers
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          Lloyd Grossman: Who lives in a castle like this?

          Sir David Frost: It's time to go through the trapdoor!

          (or an early David Frost : That Was The Witch That Was)

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            Pipmuk
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            Rolls on the floor laughing

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              Wolfshead
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              How about Chris Tarrent as a guest he could ask riddles and then say, "is that your final answer."

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                Tarrantor: Here is my first. Where lies the blow that does no harm but ends the common man?

                Dungeoneer: Um...

                Tarrantor: Do you want to phone a friend?

                Dungeoneer: Yes please.

                Tarrantor: Well, you can't. So there.

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                  Gizensha
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                  Richard O'Brian: Plays harmonica

                  Treguard: Dire warning, team. Your lifeforce lost a nasty chunk from that one.

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                    Richard Wilson (As Victor Meldrew): I don't belive it, what in the name of Bloody hell is that?

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                      Nightwisher
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                      I think I would prefer Mr Richard O'Brien (not relates to me, thank you!) over Mr Ed Tudor Pole, somehow I can see Richard fit in to it far better, like ahem I believe he did on Crystal Maze.  😄

                      I prefer Mr. O'Brien also! I found it funny the way he would randomly talk crap to the camera and play his harmonica. Mumsie!

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                        Carnas
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                        I'd like to see Ballmer die. That guy is crazier than an army of me and I'm crazy enough to prank the plonker pranksters who wasted my time.

                        Ballmer would probably die as he was ranting and the sweat on him would attract the Cavernwrights even if he did lay down a piece of meat for them. That's if he got to level 3 at all.

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                          Valafor
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                          Absolutely BRILLIANT IDEA!!!! (says the Russian) celebrity shows always boost the popularity of the non-celebrity counterparts.... this could be a really good boost to the knowledge of Knightmare among the general people.... you- are- a- genius

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