Celebrity Knightmare ?
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Gordon Ramsey: F*** you Fear, this is my dungeon and viewers are leaving disappointed because your minions are a fing pile of bs. Just pull your fing opposition together and stop being a f***ing fairy!
in the time he has been ranting life force pie has run out
Gordon: And what the F*** was that pie, I wouldn't serve s**** like that in my kitchen....
Thankfully Treguard dismisses him
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Ozzy Osbourne: Why did you put this ****ing helmet on my head? Do you want me to crash into a ****ing wall or something?
I wonder if Ozzy would be tempted to bite the head off one of those animated bats from Series 3?
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LOL I was thinking that Gorden Brown might be one of the advisers.
Tony: Why have told me to go to the left when I should be going to the right.
...AND...
Tony: Now I am trapped in a room that has no means of escape.
Gorden: I know, bye!
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Heres some
David: Here we are in one of the most hostile environments, but in harsh places like these, wall monsters must survive.
DJ Casper (as a guide, as much as I hate the cha cha slide song): O.K theres a giant pit in front of you, so do whaqt I say. Slide to the right, take it back now y'all, slide to the left, three hops this time.
George Bush: This opposition we are faced with are tyrannical, but if we unite we can get through this dungeon and acheive our goal, you are either with the powers that be, or the opposition.
A guide for John Prescott: O.K John, take three steps left and eat the pie... You were meant to put it in your knapsack!
Bill Gates: I have installed a new floating skull, the FloatSkull04. This will be fast, effective and more efficient with dungeoneer killing.
Dungoneer: You're supposed to be the guide, you've made the quest harder.
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George Bush: This opposition we are faced with are tyrannical, but if we unite we can get through this dungeon and acheive our goal, you are either with the powers that be, or the opposition.
And here's a comment from the Opposition Infomation Minister.
Comical Ali: The Opposition is a force of good, once we get Dungoneers, we treat them like they're the richest people on the planet.
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Lloyd Grossman: Who lives in a castle like this?
Sir David Frost: It's time to go through the trapdoor!
(or an early David Frost : That Was The Witch That Was)
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I think I would prefer Mr Richard O'Brien (not relates to me, thank you!) over Mr Ed Tudor Pole, somehow I can see Richard fit in to it far better, like ahem I believe he did on Crystal Maze. Â
I prefer Mr. O'Brien also! I found it funny the way he would randomly talk crap to the camera and play his harmonica. Mumsie!
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I'd like to see Ballmer die. That guy is crazier than an army of me and I'm crazy enough to prank the plonker pranksters who wasted my time.
Ballmer would probably die as he was ranting and the sweat on him would attract the Cavernwrights even if he did lay down a piece of meat for them. That's if he got to level 3 at all.
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