Stupid, stupid people
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I have often thought Knightmare would have been a better series if Treguard had rapped a bit more. At the beginning. Like the Fresh Prince. In a spinning chair. Tim Child. I speak for the whole Knightmare community.
The crazy part of me is definitely with you on this one. Perhaps someone could come up with a suitable example of Treguard reviewing a previous episode a la Will Smith, just to show Tim Child quite how fabulous it could be.
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imagines Hugo on Will Smith's spinning chair
OMGooses!
That's just so funny!
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Yo! This is a story all about how, some guys from York had their chances turned upside down!
They whistled for Motley and when he came near, the mine cart said fresh and had dice in the mirror!
If anything they thought that this ride was free, but they thought na forget it: go on to level three!
Ok I'm no Eminem but you get the idea!
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they could remember the programme.
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It's all right if people have problems with spelling and stuff - but what really, really gets me is the act that people spell Knightmare without a K: "Nightmare" was what I got on a petition I had once - and "Nitemare" has been said a few times...
...that's almost as bad as the really obvious details.
Oh yeah, and Nic - I had the same problem too: even when I put in huge letters on my site, "THIS GAME WILL NOT RUN UNDER WINDOWS ME OR XP!!", I got constant forum messages: "will i be able to run this game i am running windows xp"... sigh!
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Someone pencilled the K in, at least.
Trebor64: That's genius and absolutely hideous at the same time.
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The mixing desk photo ("Nightmare") is somewhere within the huge collection of photos from the Series 5 winning team.
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Isn't it interesting how many people are posting to the guestbook saying that Knightmare is being shown on Challenge?. As it is mentioned on the front page of the site I would have thought it would be quite obvious) ;D
I also like those who insist on people leaving messages/answers to their questions in the guestbook itself. On the left hand bar, "forum" is pretty much next to "guestbook", after all.
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I have often thought Knightmare would have been a better series if Treguard had rapped a bit more. At the beginning. Like the Fresh Prince. In a spinning chair. Tim Child. I speak for the whole Knightmare community.
Okay, here's my effort. It's Treguard reviewing the Quest of Series 3 Team 10 ("Julie and the Goblins", of course), pretty much in the same format as the Fresh Prince bit. (I can't believe I checked up on the Fresh Prince words on Google. My most embarrassing search ever is now "Fresh Prince 'This is a story all about how'".) Imagine Hugo on aforementioned spinning chair if it helps blot out the awful words.
*Now this is a story all about why
Julie from Leicester was doomed to die.
I'll just recap a minute, don't tell me to talk faster
Because I'm Treguard Dunshelm, the funky Dungeon Master.
Back in Level One on a quest for the sword
Got questioned by Brangwen and two good truths scored.
Sidesteppin', walkin' forward, turnin' right, stop
And all laughing loud at Amanda's starry top.
Got life force damaged on the wellway by a ghoulie
But it was Amanda's horrid outfit that really frightened Julie.
Got wrong one little riddle and missed out on magic
So they were doomed to a death both hilarious and tragic.
They went on through the level and escaped Mogdred's minions
Then into a long room where they had some strange opinions.
In the corridor nasty things then paid a visit
But instead of escaping they shouted out "Who is it?".
Got surrounded by goblins, it was lookin' real unpleasant
But they just tried to offer the evil creeps a present.
So as the goblins started to stab and thump her
I said "Ooh, that is nasty" but I meant Amanda's jumper.*
Yes, I know it's bad. But at least I tried.
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Grimaldine Grimwold... that was brilliant.
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Heh, thankyou for humouring me.
I realise I should include this picture to explain several of the references.
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That 'Nightmare' mixing desk photo is at http://www.knightmare.v-2-1.net/behind/ray/3/3-4/16.htm
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