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    natnut
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    i think snapper jack drinks frosty jacks cider lol

    mrs grimwalds hubby the ogre, think he has stella cos its nicknamed wife beater and im pretty sure judging how ugly she is, he has battered her a bit! either that or festis got hungry one day!

    Majida has gotta be a tequila kinda girl me thinks!

    Julius scaramonger, hmm i reckon he is a martini dry man!

    ooh and the blocker drinks wallbangers cocktails! hehe

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      Drassil
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      Majida has gotta be a tequila kinda girl me thinks!

      No, it's the other way round. When people hear Majida, they want tequila.

      ... Sorry, it's been a slow posting week and I couldn't resist! Still, the crickets seemed to like it - I can hear them chirping.

      A new avenue for this thread could be made-up cocktail names. For instance, Elita, going by the events of Series 6, would be partial to a Dragon Caller on the rocks.

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        Ironlord
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        Crikey o'blimey, this is an old thread. Had I been here at the time I'd have picked straight up on this one:

        Bah Shabar: Red square

        Mogdred: WKD

        Olaf: Carsberg special brew

        Cedric: Stella Artois

        Olaf, fairly obviously, drinks mead, being a Viking.

        And I'd have Cedric down for a rather stronger Belgian abbey beer, though not a particularly exclusive one. Leffe Triple would suit him fine.

        And it's probably best not to know what Gumboil was drinking when he was paralytic on the narrow bridge...

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          Wolfshead
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          yes, I think Folly called it dungeon juice.

          Has anyone heard of Hobgoblin Ale, its real you can get it at Sainsbury's.

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            Ironlord
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            Hobgoblin is a superb brew.

            If I had the time to look right the way through the Good Beer Guide I'd come up with a load more KM references in there.

            Failing that, I'll start my own brewery and name a few beers after KM characters.

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              Wolfshead
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              Here's a few for the KM brewary

              Mace's Brandy or how about stout

              Smirkanauf Vodka or Smirkanauf Ice

              Hordris light

              Fear Export

              Treguard special brew

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                Canadanne
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                Gwendoline - Archers!

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                  JamesA
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                  Personally I can see Gwendoline enjoying a good ol' pint of Strongbow.

                  And Sylvester Hands, being the character that he is, just wouldn't look out of place if he were to have a can of Special Brew his hand.

                  Then you have fellow Oppositioner in crime Skarkill who could possibly be sipping Vodka Irons-Bru (deliberate typo).

                  Finally, who else can imagine a Pooka knocking back Sambuca?

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                    Drassil
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                    We've missed one of the obvious ones:

                    Pickle: Sprite

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                      Drassil
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                      Bumptious: Thatcher's Gold

                      Fidjit: Duff

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