Fleeing Flooring (based on Being Boring by Pet Shop Boys)

[Drassil]

Based on the Pet Shop Boys' 1990 hit Being Boring. {Video} (contains tasteful undress), {lyrics}.

I came across Akash's old photo

And information on teenage quartets

Cavernwights would cause consternation

For Hugo Myatt, a Dungeon Master

In the Knightmare Dungeon

When you're young you find inspiration

In anyone who's ever gone

And opened up a crying door

We watched and were never feeling bored

'Cause they were always fleeing flooring

They had little time to know right from left

And they were always fleeing flooring

They dressed up in helms, then took on the quest

And they were never turning back, just worried that

Time would come to an end

When they went, in front of the nation

with a knapsack and some trepidation

I would say, "If you're not careful

You'll have nothing left to pass the first level"

In the 1980s

But I sat back, and they walked forward

The tape was in, I'd pressed record

They faltered through a corridor

And I would often find myself feeling awed

'Cause they were always fleeing flooring

They had little time to know right from left

And they were always fleeing flooring

They dressed up in helms, then took on the quest

And they were never turning back, just worried that

Time would come to an end

They were always hoping that, looking back

You could always rely on a friend

Now I sit with older faces

With internet and shoes with laces

All the teams that I was viewing

Wonder how they've all been doing

Since the 1990s

I never dreamt that I would get to know

so many that did not forget the show

But I knew, in spite of dreams

You'd be sitting somewhere watching teams

'Cause they were always fleeing flooring

They had little time to know right from left

And they were always fleeing flooring

They dressed up in helms, then took on the quest

And they were never turning back, just worried that

Time would come to an end

They were always hoping that, looking back

you could always rely on a friend

And they were always fleeing flooring

Maybe they would end up gored

And they were always fleeing flooring

Maybe they would gain reward