Personal Reach Wand (parody of Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode)
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I've beem meaning to parody a Depeche Mode song to Knightmare for ages.... thankfully last night I managed to crack it.
Reach out and then press
Your own personal reach wand
Something to aid your quest, something that's best
Your own personal reach wand
Something against Lord Fear, something that's here
Opening doors blocked by a rune code
Direct, aim, fire to unload
Feel the magic power, the wand's finest hour
Key to unlock, dowsing stick's your rock
Maldame talks, opposition don't mock
It will endeavour to always fail you never
Reach out and then press
Reach out and then press
Your own personal reach wand
Something to aid your quest, something that's best
Your own personal reach wand
Something against Lord Fear, something that's here
Opening doors blocked by a rune code
Direct, aim, fire to unload
Feel the magic power, the wand's finest hour
6-4-2-1-3-5
Portal then comes alive
Reach out and then press
Your own personal reach wand
Reach out and then press
Reach out and then press
Reach out and then press
Reach out
Reach out
Reach out and then press
Reach out and then press
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