Potential Knightmare couples?
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What do you think about Cedric and Lillith being married like in my dream? Would they be a good couple?
I hardly think so mate!
Let's face it, if they end up having a row she can crumble the causeway and tell him to sleep elsewhere. That's if they're living in her cave anyway. I don't think a marriage can last if they're both teetering on a rock suspending over a dangerous drop
They'd have to get a mortgage on another place. Possibly the wellway room but as we learn a season or two later Mrs Grimwold snags it. Possibly for a steal... or a bone! Or maybe they sign the agreements and Mr Grimwold simply eats the lawyer or the estate agent, whichever comes first
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Mind you I'm often left wondering how wall monsters come to be. Even more worrying, do they procreate??
By grinding, they create a chip off the old block.
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Post by Fidjit » Thu Mar 10, 2016 8:30 pm
I hardly think so mate!
Let's face it, if they end up having a row she can crumble the causeway and tell him to sleep elsewhere. That's if they're living in her cave anyway. I don't think a marriage can last if they're both teetering on a rock suspending over a dangerous drop
Maybe that's how he's a monk! To get away from her!
I'm picturing the rows right now and laughing like a hyena.
Cedric: oi Dog'sbottom where's my dinner
Lillith: Get it yourself you cheeky monkey [Turns Cedric into a monkey then gives him some bananas to eat]
After yet another fight in the dungeon.
Cedric: I'm going to the pub with Pickle. Don't wait up camelhead.
Lillith: Fine you can stay out all night. Hope there's room in the inn. As Cedric leaves she crumbles the causeway. Luckly Cedric makes it to the other side in time.
Cedric: [a while later] No room at the inn. I'm camping with you again Pickle.
Pickle: [worried] Great. [wishing Cedric would make up with Lillith quickly.]
I also think that if any of those two were bothered by someone. It would go like this......
Cedric: Stop looking at my lady like that you stupid camelhead insert 3000 more insults here ending in dogbreath. [Man doesn't stop sticks tongue out like dog. Cedric hits man on head.]
Lillith: You are bothering my man so i'll bother you. [Makes annoying person fall down hole that just magically appeared in floor.]
Wonder where they would have moved to? Wonder if they are still together? Wonder if they took marriage counseling?
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I thought Treguard was frightened of Lillith. Looking in his eyes when he's talking to her he sometimes looks scared. Wide eye and frightened.
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Sometimes I think Treguard and Lillith were married at some point. We know that she holds a grudge on him but it's never explained how or why that's the case Maybe like an episode of Eastenders it ended on a cliffhanger (boom boom tsssssh!) Maybe he left her because of her obsession with cliffs and bridges. Could be that she wanted half of his estate during the divorce proceedings and the serpents mouth cavern was all he had to offer. Or maybe she was a lesbian and hated men??
Not sure how the Grimwold's got together. Either Mrs G has bad taste in men (if Mr G can even be called a man, but since he takes on the appearance of a man we're gonna call him as such) or she isn't very fussy in the slightest. And if Mr G "doesn't exactly speak" how the hell did he say "I do" at the wedding ceremony?? Maybe like Jaws in the James Bond series he doesn't speak until he feels like it.
Merlin I believe (and I've mentioned this once before many years ago) was the father of Sidriss. I know in canon Hordriss is her father and that's fine, but she resembles Merlin in so many ways that I'm almost certain that the sly old dog has been seeing Hordriss' woman behind his back. Could explain why we never see or hear of Hordriss' mistress or wife in the series. Maybe that's why we never see him or Merlin in the same room together.
HStorms' "Famous For Retreating" radio show does raise my eyebrow at one point, where it's revealed that Mellisandre is the mother of Stiletta, or Salvania as she was also known as previously. It isn't mentioned who her father is as she was conceived outside of wedlock. But the only person who ever fancied Mellisandre and so much as looked out for her was, of course Motley. Now, if he was the father that would be pretty scary stuff as he was a "bit friendly" towards Stiletta in season eight. Motley is trying to woo his own daughter! Ewwwwwww!
But for the record, that show isn't canon with the series itself so it doesn't matter. But I must say dude if you haven't heard it at all yet I suggest you do. It's an awesome piece of work he's done, it's well written and performed
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Well their both opposite in almost every single way
She's intelligent, he's brainless. She's female (for a wall) and he's male (for a clump of well ironed putty)
I get the impression they'd be sharing a clue room, the table would have a rock drill on it, and the Bragwen would be pleading for the dungeoneer to use it and chisel his head off the wall
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