Parody of Luka by Suzanne Vega
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Based on Suzanne Vega's 1987 single Luka. Sung from the point of view of Treguard's Geek Week 2013 assistant as played by Isy Suttie. Official video, lyrics
My name's Veruca
I live up on Level One
Came on an internship
Now I'm cleaning and it's no fun
If you see Treguard in his chair
Looking decrepit while loud horns blare
Better ask me what to use
Better ask me what to use
Better ask me what to use
I will prove that I'm not lazy
I will cast the spell REFRESH
He'll wake up and name me Daisy
Dungeon Master in the flesh
The jester speaks in "thee" and "thy"
And wears no hat, I don't ask why
Ariadne's on the floor
Watch the team head for the door
Does Dan own belts? I'm not sure
Yes, they went on their way
They talked to Theodora Snitch
Though they kept Lord Fear at bay
They got "Ooh nasty" anyway
I'd love to see another quest
Although those blades did make me stressed
Just don't ask me if I swore
Just don't ask me if I swore
Just don't ask me if I swore
My name's Veruca
I live up on Level One
Found out I had a wand
Used it and some seating spun
I hope we'll join Treguard again
Though you all think I'm profane
Just don't ask me if I swore
Just don't ask me if I swore
Just don't ask me if I swore
I hope we'll join Treguard again
Though you all think I'm profane
Just don't ask me if I swore
Just don't ask me if I swore
Just don't ask me if I swore
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