Parody of Abracadabra by the Steve Miller Band

[Drassil]

Hordriss modestly reviews his accomplishments since first meeting a dungeoneer in Series 3. Based on Abracadabra by the Steve Miller Band. Original lyrics, official audio

You can't pass, for one's around

"You'll have to go back

Or ... go down"

So began one's long career:

Greeting scores of dungeoneers

When they use one's calling name

One turns up and one spreads one's fame

Spreads one's fame, when straits are dire

Next to Treguard, there is nobody higher

A-adsum revelanti

One's magic will come in handy

One's here to up the ante

With Revelanti

One gives them SPLASH, one gives them SPEED

HERO or FREEZE, as they may need

FIRE, BUT or OPPOSITE

TRANSFORMATION (which didn't fit)

A-adsum revelanti

One stands against technomancy

One's here to up the ante

With Revelanti

One uses magic when one is cross

One has curses to show them who's boss

Minstrels, jesters, Wittless and Mace

Revelanti with a mage's grace

One is Harris: fancy that

One is a tortoise, a witch, a cat

Just when you think you'll have a wretched day

You hear the word that one always says

A-adsum revelanti

So many spells in one's pantry

One's here to up the ante

With Revelanti

When they use one's calling name

One turns up and one spreads one's fame

Spreads one's fame, when straits are dire

Next to Treguard, there is nobody higher

One turns up, in one's red gown

One's reputation is safe and sound

One turns up, in one's red gown

One's reputation is safe and sound

One turns up, in one's red gown

One's reputation is safe and sound