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Parody of Mistletoe and Wine by Cliff Richard

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    Drassil
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    Based on Mistletoe and Wine by Cliff Richard (1988). By coincidence, I recall one of his concerts being broadcast not long after the series in question ended. Video, Lyrics

    Tim Child is the king of chromakey things

    The summer's passed, there's a new beginning

    "Enter, stranger", start the show

    Roll the die, off we go

    Series 3

    Gavin Gillespie

    Riddle score of three out of three

    The bog was quite dire

    And tricky to see

    They didn't rejoice

    When they heard "Ooh nasty"

    A year of questing, but not of succeeding

    A year of testing, not retrieving

    But for watchers this was no disaster

    Even with fake tan on our dungeon master

    Series 3

    Massive toes to flee

    Children meeting the Brangwen Shee

    There's lots of enquiries

    They ask, "Where am I?"

    You're all in a room

    And 11 will die

    "Truth and light"

    "Justice bright"

    It's a time for jesters, a time for goblins

    A time to hear Festus and dodge hobgoblins

    Knightmare is love, Knightmare is fear

    No time for Christmas, we'll do it next year

    Series 3

    VIM and ENERGY

    Children meeting old Mrs. G

    There's caverns of fire

    And skulls in the air

    A time to rejoice

    In the best of Knightmare

    Series 3

    High difficulty

    Three teams made it to Level Three

    The moggies shoot fire

    The stardust is free

    Just make sure you know

    All about Avebury

    Series 3

    Mellisandre's glee

    Stood on trapdoors perilously

    When Mogdred shows ire

    It's "T-O-A-D"

    And there's Melly's voice

    Telling Ross to hurry

    Series 3

    Loads of us agree:

    The best telly we'll ever see

    There's lots to inspire

    In its wizardry

    So thanks to Tim Child

    And to you, ITV

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      Canadanne
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      This is great!

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        Drassil
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        Thanks, Annie. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I'm pleased with how it came together.

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          Fantastic work, love it!!

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            Drassil
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            Thank you. I hadn't settled on my festive song parody for this year until I happened to hear it on the radio.

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