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Parody of It Must Have Been Love by Roxette

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    Drassil
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    About the two teams who failed to use the armourer's gauntlet in the bomb room. Based on It Must Have Been Love by Roxette (1987). Video, lyrics.

    I've previously parodied The Look by Roxette.

    This isn't the forum's first song parody about a bomb room. Credit for that goes to Emii and her reworking of Bohemian Rhapsody - 15 years ago this week.

    You must use the glove, or it's over now

    [Team 1 of Series 2]

    We've no toads' legs for old Mildread

    Leave the witch there in her room

    Makes me lonely, there's scares and silence

    In the bomb room, with my doom

    Should've used the gauntlet then

    But knew no way

    We did have a glove, but it's over now

    We wanted knighthood, but we lost it somehow

    We did have a glove, but it's over now

    We were pretty much stuffed when the fuse had burnt down

    [Team 8 of Series 3]

    Low achieving: heavy weather's

    What we're making of our quest

    Motley's bathing with no water

    There's a snake there, we're not stressed

    And this is no winner's day

    We walk away

    No armourer's glove, so it's over now

    We wanted knighthood, but we lost it somehow

    No armourer's glove, so it's over now

    It's where the hand goes

    Or else the bomb blows

    We did have a glove, but it's over now

    We wanted knighthood, but we lost it somehow

    We did have a glove, but it's over now

    We were pretty much ****ed when the fuse had burnt down

    No armourer's glove, so it's over now

    It's lost with no gauntlet, and they're sending us out

    No armourer's glove, so it's over now

    It's where the hand goes

    Or else the bomb blows

    No armourer's glove, so it's over now

    We b**gered it up, so it's over now

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      great one.

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