Parody of I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred

[Drassil]

1991: a monk walks into the antechamber and takes down his cowl to reveal that he's not in fact a monk: he's Mogdred. A year after being dropped from Knightmare, he has returned to insist that it wasn't because he was "annoyingly derivative" (Tim Child): it was because he was too terrifying.

Parodying I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred from the same year. Music video

I'm too scary for a monk

Too scary for a monk

I'm here to deceive you

I'm too scary for McGrew

Too scary for McGrew

Down on Level 2

And I'm too scary for the bats

Too scary for the bats

The Dwarf and the cats

And I'm too scary for Morghanna

Too scary for Morghanna

And elves that hide bananas

I'm a Mogdred, you know I am mean

And I do my little turn in the Dungeon

Yeah, in the Dungeon, in the Dungeon, yeah

I do my little turn in the Dungeon

I'm too scary for my Kaa

Too scary for my Kaa

Too scary by far

But not too scary for my shroud

Too scary for my shroud

Shouldn't have been allowed

I'm a Mogdred, you know I am mean

And I do my little turn in the Dungeon

Yeah, in the Dungeon, in the Dungeon, yeah

I phase my giant face in the Dungeon

I'm too scary for my...

Too scary for my...

Too scary for my...

'Cause I'm a Mogdred, you know I am mean

And I do my little turn in the Dungeon

Yeah, in the Dungeon, in the Dungeon, yeah

I place my giant face in the Dungeon

I'm too scary for the skulls

Too scary for the skulls

Poor pushy

Poor pushy skulls

I'm too scary for you lot

Too scary for you lot

You'd better believe it

And I'm too scary for this show

[Greystagg]

I enjoyed this one! I can really imagine Mogdred flouncing out of the dungeon singing it!