Parody of Living Next Door To Alice by Smokie

[Drassil]

Some opportunities only come along every ten years. Based on Living Next Door To Alice by Smokie (1976, 1995). Official video, Original lyrics

Ali called when he found the gem

There was a pact between them

And Malice

Well she rushed to the chamber, purple light outside

Gave them a spell, which remained untried

As the circular saws rolled up while Malice survived

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Oh, I don't know where she's lurking

Or where she's gonna go

They cast Samantha Perkins

And they named her like a foe

And for thirty-four years

I've been living in awe of Malice

Thirty-four years

Of watching her impress

And she must know Morghanna

'Cause she's in Morghanna's dress

And by now I am used to it:

Seeing it worn by Malice

She was up to something dressed down as a crone

Offered the Eyeshield to Simon, a loan

Him and Malice

And when Dickon she saw, giant head held high

They spellcast FIRE and hurt her eye

And the big sorceress was lowly: they took Malice's drive

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Then Malice came back for Jeremy's quest

And she said she had a request:

A silver chalice

Mogdred and Malice were gone. Instead: Lord Fear

But I'm still grateful these thirty-four years

That with four dungeoneers she appeared

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