Parody of Femininomenon by Chappell Roan
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Based on Femininomenon by Chappell Roan (2023). Official audio, original lyrics
Same old story, yet again
Got so close but then you're dropping
You were let down by your friends
Now your quest is sadly stopping
You got past blockers and blokes with bad accents
Now it's farewell because you lost your balance
On a causeway, please stay up
For the Shield, Sword, Crown or Cup
Victory to Lord Fear
Why can't dungeoneers
Know your right
Mind the edge
Make it quick
There's a knight
Know your right
Mind the edge
Make it quick
There's a- um, can you stay alert on your flipping feet?
Know your right from your left, don't get it wrong
Mind the edge, otherwise the fall is long
Make it quick, so that we don't hear a bong
There's a knight disassembling hexagons
[x2]
So your quest is staying true
You've been guided right through all of
Level One and Level Two
And you're confident you won't fall off
Deep in the dungeons, the Caverns of Gore say
"You cannot win 'til you cross the Great Causeway"
Frightknight's sword descends, you're gone
Up to then your promise shone
And you were oh so near
Why can't dungeoneers
Know your right
Mind the edge
Make it quick
There's a knight
Know your right
Mind the edge
Make it quick
There's a- um, can you stay alert on your flipping feet?
Know your right from your left, don't get it wrong
Mind the edge, otherwise the fall is long
Make it quick, so that we don't hear a bong
There's a knight disassembling hexagons
[x2]
Teams, you know what I mean
And you know what you need
To get across
But does it happen? (Sometimes)
But does it happen? (Sometimes)
Well far too many teams, they... fell off a hexagon
(They what?) They fell off a hexagon
Know your right from your left, don't get it wrong
Mind the edge, otherwise the fall is long
Make it quick, so that we don't hear a bong
There's a knight disassembling hexagons
Know your right from your left, don't get it wrong
Mind the edge, otherwise the fall is long
Make it quick, so that we don't hear a bong
Did you hear me? Move your flipping feet!
Know your right from your left, don't get it wrong
Mind the edge, otherwise the fall is long
Make it quick, so that we don't hear a bong
There's a knight disassembling hexagons...
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