Parody of She's A Star by James
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A song about Natasha Pope's deadliest character in Series 3. Based on She's A Star by James (1997). Lyrics, Official audio
Whenever she's feeling elvish
She's Velda and battle cries she roars
From Kelly she took a rose n'
Martin's the last dungeoneer she saw
Golgarach does all the odd quests
Says "Falsehood" if he finds you a fool
In even quests we get Brangwen
She fills up a wall
But oh, she plays someone else far more dark
Someone whose bite is much worse than her bark
She's Morghaaa-aaa-aaanna
She's Morghaaa-aaa-aaanna
She's been in Arthurian legend
She's moved to the Lower Catacombs
At home on the lowest level
Under Level 2
Oh Ross, she knows where to wait in the dark
Oh Martin, she's so much worse than the shark
She's Morghaaa-aaa-aaanna
She's Morghaaa-aaa-aaanna
Don't think you'll defeat her
Without some magic from a wyrm
Be scared when you meet her
She'll make you squirm
She's Morghaaa-aaa-aaanna
She's Morghaaa-aaa-aaanna
It's a long path
Better not pause
Axe or lightning
It's a long fall
Ooh nasty
Ooh nasty
She's Morghanna
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