Parody of Overprotected by Britney Spears
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Velda sings. Based on Overprotected by Britney Spears (2001). Official video
I'll meet Simon...
James... Scott... Julie... Kelly...
Gavin... Martin...
Series... Three - action!
Say hello to the elf that I am
You're going to have to deal with my directives
If you are on a quest through Banburn, here I am
And when I scream "Elvandis", you're protected
If behemoths come my way
Or there are goblins taking chances
Then they will rue the day
I will shoot, I will jab
Not just casual glances
What's she gonna do with her knife?
You will find out, don't worry
Should I take the left door or the right?
You've just got to do it your way
I can help when danger's real
And my knife will keep the ogre deflected
I'll tell them I don't like bearded men, 'cause I don't
And Dunshelm has to deal with my invective
Giving me a rose, well that will help, making me more well-disposed
Like freeing me
When incarcerated
If behemoths come my way
Or there are goblins taking chances
Then they will rue the day
I will shoot, I will jab
Not just casual glances
What's she gonna do with her knife?
You will find out, don't worry
Should I take the left door or the right?
You just got to do it your way
I can help when danger's real
And my knife will keep the ogre deflected...
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