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Parody of Under the Boardwalk by the Drifters

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    About the latter part of Series 7 Quest 7. Based on Under the Boardwalk by the Drifters (1964). Official audio

    Oh when the boot's put down and there's a Marta who's a spoof

    And in a room that was hot, you were kept safe by drinking Fireproof

    Lissard's with Hordriss, but he can't see

    Mountebanks are just like mages, fools to be

    Dungeons and Hordriss, once to be feared

    Dungeons and Hordriss, a formidable beard

    Dungeons and Hordriss, now he acts like a clot

    Dungeons and Hordriss, for the sake of plot

    Dungeons and Hordriss, Hordriss

    In the pub you hear the tavern maid sounding quite unreal

    And so it's time to help the top dog by spelling REVEAL

    Lissard's with Hordriss, now he can see

    So he shows your team a stairway to Level 3

    Dungeons and Lord Fear, he's raising hell

    Dungeons and Lord Fear, listen in through a shell

    Dungeons and Lord Fear, sends a troll up a shaft

    Dungeons and Lord Fear, crushed again it's daft

    Dungeons and Lord Fear, Lord Fear...

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