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    drut001
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    who is this poor barry that you are all talking about.

    I presume he was a dungeoneer, and from the sound of it he had some well dodgy advisors.

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      Malefact
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      Oh, no, his was a very good team indeed. They won, too.

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        MPK
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        This I noticed the second time watching season 3 on challenge! Its not funny ha ha, but funny strange.

        One of the later dungeoneers was in the level 1 clue room, put the food in the knapsack, then the wall creature Golgarach appears .He tell him the usual do not steal, but this time the dungeoneer took out the food he had just put in the knapsack.

        It was real odd to see the life force go from yellow to green, then back to yellow again.

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          drut001
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          Oh, no, his was a very good team indeed. They won, too.

          but if his team was good and they won then why do they get such a ribbing.

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            DavidNewton
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            Because Barry was the most confident and talkative dungeoneer ever, with Matt in second place (S6Q1).

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              MoanaLiza
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              Mrs. G and Festus

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                MoanaLiza
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                L. Fear and Lissard, introductary to S7

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                  stu
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                  One of the good moments

                  its when a dugeoniere is walking on the cliff and one if his freinds says side foot to the right and there is a slight pause and you see him fall down

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                    Lowebo
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                    Probably been done before but having S3 & S4 (in 13mins by my watch!) in place to re-jog memories, what is your funniest moment?? I nominate Barry and "Simon, Sidestep to your left" Oh yeah, and last team in S4 - on block and tackle!!! Legendary!

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                      Pickle123
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                      can't remember seris or team but the team trying to convince the weeping gargoyle that it was beautiful

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                        JamesA
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                        That would be Series 2 Team 4 = Mark's team (also the first ever winning quest)

                        My funniest moment would have to be any Lord Fear spyglass scene from Series 6 or 7  😉

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                          Thanatos
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                          The scene at the end of series 7 with Barry, Hands, the goblins, Romahna, a pillory and a potion.

                          And the spyglass scene a couple of episodes earlier with the 'shellphone'.

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                            NouCamp
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                            Knightmare is never really funny without Lord Fear is it?? Series eight was the funniest - Gloating about his new technology at the start, the confontation with the winning dungeoneer, where he had to rescue Hordriss and used a Palladin potion to turn into a knight and beat off his fireballs, and, perhaps the best bit, the exchange of insults with....A RED DRAGON!!!

                            I think Fear is just like the Rock from WWE - powerful, but entertaining.

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                              Gerz
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                              Some of the ways the team's kick the bucket are funny

                              "Give the goblins a present" in Serise 3

                              Side step to your left simon in serise 4

                              Turning off "Lartern" Spell in the room in Serise 1

                              Folly VS Cedric with the insaults duel in Serise 1

                              Team 7 being eaten by the blocker in serise 5

                              I could go on  😮

                              They are all good imo

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                                Adzee
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                                I think some of the funniest in Scenes in Series 4 have to involve Fatilla The Hun, I'll blip ya, then i'll blop ya.

                                classic

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                                  Purgatory
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                                  ^ lol yeah that guy is great.. really stupid,

                                  And u never get tired of, unlike that annoying jester dude..  ::)

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                                    Emii
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                                    All of Barry's quest was soooooooo funny! Specially when he walked into the wall!

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                                      CorridorofBlades
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                                      I think this script say all about my funnest moment.

                                      Dunston: "Why did the dragon cross the road?"

                                      Motley: "I don't know"

                                      Dunston: "To get his pension"

                                      Motley: "But I don't get it"

                                      Dunston: "Neither did the dragon, he wasn't 65!"

                                      it was the way smirkendoff laughed!

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                                        RoxxAatherton
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                                        Yeah know, sometimes I feel sorry for Motley, but then he asks the jokes but there normally absolute pants, and then he has to do a massive fake laugh and tell the dungeoneer 'that's really funny, i tell you what I'll give you a spell etc.'

                                        I wish, just once, he would have said 'that's the most pathetic joke i've ever seen, i'm not gonna give you a spell or advice for that one, come back when you've got something funny'

                                        But then he's supposed to be a happy go lucky jester so I guess we can't have everything...

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                                          Werewolf
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                                          We can't have everything?? Dammit, thats my lifetime masterplan down the proverbial toilet  😠

                                          Oh, and "Sidestep to your left" remains the funniest moment in Knightmare...partly because it was so unexpected, and partly from seeing the team's reaction after it happened..."Heh, that didn't just happen did it? Wheres Simon gone? Simon...?"

                                          On the Motley issue, I think he should have lynched the dungeoneer that told him the "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke. IT WAS NEVER FUNNY DAMMIT!!!

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