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What age are you...?

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    Emii
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    I'm just the resident elf, as many who go in KM chat know...

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      beamrider2600
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      HEY! how come the forum fails to filter Anal but turns sni99ers (sub in g's for 9's) into sniggers

      Hmmm, does it really do that?

      Testing

      niggers

      sniggers

      nigger

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        GrimaldineGrimwold
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        my calling name shall be "Wootle"

        Awww, I'd always quietly hoped I might get "Wootle". I think I'd just make my calling name obscenely long, difficult to say and remember, so I'd never get disturbed and by the time the kidsies had said it correctly three times their life force would have all gone. Muhahaha.

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          beamrider2600
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          Thats wrong - it can't do that, thats changing what people are saying, like mis-quoting them or something. If someone says "ni99er" they should be reported and banned - but not have it replaced, what good does that do? 😮

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            GrimaldineGrimwold
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            If someone says "ni99er" they should be reported and banned - but not have it replaced, what good does that do? 😮

            It makes it automatic. It thus saves Admins and Moderators a lot of work. Since it's done automatically, it also means there doesn't have to be a big debate and lynch mob arguing for people's exclusion or for posts to be altered every time it happens. On this forum with a majority of sensible people it seems a little draconian, I agree, but on many there is a definite need for such measures.

            Oh, and it has given us something to talk about every time we find a new word it doesn't like, but can't tell the difference between that word and various legal similar words.

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              Pickle123
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              well i just loved

              pussy cat  (pu55y cat)

              the best

              testing for others:

              cockral  (c0ckral)

              OMG, i'm finding it hard to think of words to test...i realy am to niave

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                Stickman900
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                back to ages (and people young enough to get away with being immature ) guess I'll just have to settle with being the 2nd/3rd youngest. Least I have somebody to bully (although everyone else can bully me

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                  beamrider2600
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                  Come on! "pu$$y" as in "pu$$y cat" surely is a better known deffinition than pu$$y as the other kind.

                  "pussy cat" - I can't belevie I can be sensored for saying that!

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                    Guest
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                    I'm 20... I think I started watching Knightmare from Series 2, but I have memories more of Series3 the memory that always use to stick in my head about Series 3 was the Dice Room and a shark swimming round in a pool (did this happen?)

                    I think Series 6(1992) was the best, the characters were good, and the locations were better, anyone remember the music that use to play in the Inn?

                    I'm not really into series 4 much, its a bit predictable!

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                      Guest
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                      sniggers

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                        GrimaldineGrimwold
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                        It's a pretty easily offendable filter. I was surprised, therefore, when it didn't attack me for suggesting a cake Mildread had made contained arsenic, given the contents of the word itself.

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                          GrimaldineGrimwold
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                          the memory that always use to stick in my head about Series 3 was the Dice Room and a shark swimming round in a pool (did this happen?)

                          Yep. A shark fin complete with slightly odd synth music.

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                            Pickle123
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                            OMG, GMP made constructive post 😮

                            on that good note, ill agree that series 4 does seem a lot more predictable than the last few series (almost always the same lines said by pickle/treguard...etc) however it's still most enjoyable

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                              GrimaldineGrimwold
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                              I don't think S4 is anywhere near as well scripted as S3. I also think I'm slowly edging towards the "Preferred Treguard Without Assistants" camp.

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                                Scott_Wilkinson
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                                I'm 18. The first time I saw Knightmare, I was 7. It was Series 5 I was watching. I don't care what anyone else says, KNIGHTMARE RULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                  Pickle123
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                                  he look at that! a guy who likes knightmare coming to a knightmare site. someone whose name i wont mention should learn somthing from this occurance 😠

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                                    WhiteFloatingSkull
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                                    Don't let anger get the better of you - it's never worth t online. People will irritate you at every turn - just learn to remember they are merely a statistic.  ;D

                                    Welcome to the dungeons, oh newbie...now, I must -REDUCE YOUR LIFE FORCE, MWAHAHAHA!!!

                                    **The Floating White Skull Bounces on Arceangel, reducing his life-force to critical-red **

                                    Here, have this pie as a gift - and to stop us from having to clear up your corpse.

                                    **The pie is put in your nap-sack, and restores life-force to A healthy green glow... **

                                    T'is my welcoming ritual - and I've missed doing it too...

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                                      Pickle123
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                                      if the guy want to act like a child i have no quarms with treating him as such -_-

                                      that said, LOL i love the ritural...how come i didn't get it

                                      baptise me oh floaty skull

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                                        KaMK
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                                        Well Pickle, I'm not really trying to go against what ppl say on the forum, but I think it's quality how you make thoughts so strongly clear about our beloved KM: if it's got such a huge fan base, what can be abnormal about it? Apart from that, absolutely. Daft 'kidsies' need to be put in their place.. if it's only putting them down online, then it can be done.

                                        Shame about your ritual. Maybe we could have a pooka wiggle it's bottom end at you? That would knock you out cold.

                                        PS. 'Thanks, Big Ears, I owe you one: Fatilla the Hun - neat phrasing! lol

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                                          WhiteFloatingSkull
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                                          {Floats on over to Pickle, and reduces his life points to Critical Red }

                                          There - and you can get your own damned pie...I ran out of 'em on that last guy.  ;D

                                          {Floats off, cackling evilly.}

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