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What age are you...?

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    Stickman900
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    back to ages (and people young enough to get away with being immature ) guess I'll just have to settle with being the 2nd/3rd youngest. Least I have somebody to bully (although everyone else can bully me

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      beamrider2600
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      Come on! "pu$$y" as in "pu$$y cat" surely is a better known deffinition than pu$$y as the other kind.

      "pussy cat" - I can't belevie I can be sensored for saying that!

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        I'm 20... I think I started watching Knightmare from Series 2, but I have memories more of Series3 the memory that always use to stick in my head about Series 3 was the Dice Room and a shark swimming round in a pool (did this happen?)

        I think Series 6(1992) was the best, the characters were good, and the locations were better, anyone remember the music that use to play in the Inn?

        I'm not really into series 4 much, its a bit predictable!

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          Guest
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          sniggers

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            GrimaldineGrimwold
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            It's a pretty easily offendable filter. I was surprised, therefore, when it didn't attack me for suggesting a cake Mildread had made contained arsenic, given the contents of the word itself.

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              GrimaldineGrimwold
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              the memory that always use to stick in my head about Series 3 was the Dice Room and a shark swimming round in a pool (did this happen?)

              Yep. A shark fin complete with slightly odd synth music.

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                Pickle123
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                OMG, GMP made constructive post 😮

                on that good note, ill agree that series 4 does seem a lot more predictable than the last few series (almost always the same lines said by pickle/treguard...etc) however it's still most enjoyable

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                  GrimaldineGrimwold
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                  I don't think S4 is anywhere near as well scripted as S3. I also think I'm slowly edging towards the "Preferred Treguard Without Assistants" camp.

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                    Scott_Wilkinson
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                    I'm 18. The first time I saw Knightmare, I was 7. It was Series 5 I was watching. I don't care what anyone else says, KNIGHTMARE RULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                      Pickle123
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                      he look at that! a guy who likes knightmare coming to a knightmare site. someone whose name i wont mention should learn somthing from this occurance 😠

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                        WhiteFloatingSkull
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                        Don't let anger get the better of you - it's never worth t online. People will irritate you at every turn - just learn to remember they are merely a statistic.  ;D

                        Welcome to the dungeons, oh newbie...now, I must -REDUCE YOUR LIFE FORCE, MWAHAHAHA!!!

                        **The Floating White Skull Bounces on Arceangel, reducing his life-force to critical-red **

                        Here, have this pie as a gift - and to stop us from having to clear up your corpse.

                        **The pie is put in your nap-sack, and restores life-force to A healthy green glow... **

                        T'is my welcoming ritual - and I've missed doing it too...

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                          Pickle123
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                          if the guy want to act like a child i have no quarms with treating him as such -_-

                          that said, LOL i love the ritural...how come i didn't get it

                          baptise me oh floaty skull

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                            Well Pickle, I'm not really trying to go against what ppl say on the forum, but I think it's quality how you make thoughts so strongly clear about our beloved KM: if it's got such a huge fan base, what can be abnormal about it? Apart from that, absolutely. Daft 'kidsies' need to be put in their place.. if it's only putting them down online, then it can be done.

                            Shame about your ritual. Maybe we could have a pooka wiggle it's bottom end at you? That would knock you out cold.

                            PS. 'Thanks, Big Ears, I owe you one: Fatilla the Hun - neat phrasing! lol

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                              WhiteFloatingSkull
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                              {Floats on over to Pickle, and reduces his life points to Critical Red }

                              There - and you can get your own damned pie...I ran out of 'em on that last guy.  ;D

                              {Floats off, cackling evilly.}

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                                Adzee
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                                I'm 20, starting watching knightmare, in '88,

                                SERIES 6 WAS THE GREATEST!

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                                  RoxxAatherton
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                                  Apologies to bring this forum's train of thought back round to the topic of discussion we started on, but there you go, someone's gotta do it.

                                  I'm 18 and vaugely watched the last couple of series of Km on ITV (I know, absolute blasphemy, please forgive me) but I really got into the show when they broadcast it on the sci-fi channel. I actually bothered to get up at 7:30am on Saturdays AND Sundays, but then I was a strange child!, and now with km's return to challenge tv EVERY NIGHT! (sorry, didn't mean to rub it in all those non-sky peeps)I'm in Km heaven! HURRAH!  ;D

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                                    RoxxAatherton
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                                    the memory that always use to stick in my head about Series 3 was the Dice Room and a shark swimming round in a pool (did this happen?)

                                    Yeah i remeber that, one of the funniest bits about it was one of the dungeoneers entered the room with the pool actually in the water, the 'really scary' shark fin appeared and the advisors went kind of mad, leading the poor kid in circles rather than directing him to the side, it was really obvious they didn't want this kid to die (I assume he was near the beginning of the quest) so they just let the shark fin hang round him for a bit until the advisors finally pulled their finger out and got him out of the pool! Treguards obvious frustration that the advisors weren't doing a lot to help their teammate was also highly amusing! hehe

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                                      Emii
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                                      Hi Arceangel, Adzee, RoxxAtherton - I'm Emii, but my real name is Kully - most know me around here as the resident elf. Come find us in Knightmare Chat (Saturdays and Sundays from 8pm) - tis much fun and I don't like having to disguise myself as a human so its a nice break for me in there as well as in here.

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                                        Pickle123
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                                        lol, follows elf path and finds pie...life force heathy green

                                        i never been to chat...must remember to go this weekend

                                        oh and redmage, i'm glad you see where im coming from but to be honest i wasted an hour of my life to try and get through to him. i realise now that it would have started a flame war and illusion did entirely the right thing in removing my posts. his inconsistancy irked me and i felt it needed pointing out. anyway...im putting it behind me and ignore him now. Everyone! Follow in the ignore A-holes parade!

                                        BTW, Roxx, im 18 too...january. you older or younger?

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                                          Aldude
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                                          6 pages and i haven't contributed once!  Illusion, what's going on? two consecutive days i've been able to access the forum! i normally can't get on.  "page cannot be displayed"  everytime, except lately.  this is amzing.

                                          oh yeah - 18 years old, 4 days older than Emii (HA!).  Started watchin on the end of Leo's quest on the first broadcast.  I remember the Cats being used for a ending sequence at one point and Leo walking off a cliff (Although, being only 3 years old, my memory remembers it differently to what is actually is)  does anyone else get that?  Because MY memory says that Leo walked towards the camera in the clue room (4 doors on the back) and walked off a very long and snowy cliff... but obviously it didn't happen that way.  But it's strange because I remember this "picture" quite vividly of a snowy cliff and Leo walking off it.  but no, it was a ledge and Leo just went plop.  weird, anyone else get that?  where they remember it similar but quite differently?

                                          Ali

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