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    RoxxAatherton
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    I bet Pat Sharpe would have been a definite contender for those days  ;D

    He used to present Fun House, for you newbies.

    OoH! '

    'Fun House! It's A whole lot of fun! Prizes to be won!'

    Evil evil show

    I think they're the only types of celebrity you'll get, which is a shame, Imagine Britney Spears guiding Christina Aguilera around the dungeon, she wouldn't last long.

    'Oops I've just chopped your head off in the corridor of blades, It's always been too big anyway...'

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      Gerz
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      I hated Fun House  😠

      Shane Richie, Anne Robinson ( 😠 😠 >:() Julie Goodyear, All of them should be killed off in the dungeon, be fun to watch, heehheee

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        MPK
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        One man in the dungeon, alone, no help at all!

        That man-

        Timmy Mallet!

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          Arcengal
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          Trevor McDonald.

          (standing on the left hand side of the Block and Tackle)

          Trevor: Here is the news.

          (floor falls away)

          BONG!

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            Purgatory
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            Timmy Mallet LOL LOL LOL

            Anway its a good idea probs be alright for a Red nose day event. and i can't believe its not been done.

            And u don't need to be familer with knightmare..thats part of the fun. wathing them loose and a childrens game show  😉

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              Pickle123
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              come on people...we are obviously forgeting Mr Edward Tudor Pole

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                Thanatos
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                Don't diss Ed. Or Fred.

                Seriously, though, I've said enough about Ed before, but what's wrong with Fred?

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                  Pickle123
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                  lol, we're only kidding mate. chill...and have a jam sandwich

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                    Kieran
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                    I think I would prefer Mr Richard O'Brien (not relates to me, thank you!) over Mr Ed Tudor Pole, somehow I can see Richard fit in to it far better, like ahem I believe he did on Crystal Maze.  😄

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                      GrimaldineGrimwold
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                      Ed T-P and Motley are made for one another.

                      Ed T-P could tell all his bad jokes to Motley, who'd do that awfully overenthusiastic fake laugh, to which Ed would reply with his disgusting and slightly disturbing laugh. They could cosmic handshake all day, until of course Ed's life force ran out and he died.

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                        Werewolf
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                        Ed T-P and Motley are made for one another.

                        Ed T-P could tell all his bad jokes to Motley, who'd do that awfully overenthusiastic fake laugh, to which Ed would reply with his disgusting and slightly disturbing laugh. They could cosmic handshake all day, until of course Ed's life force ran out and he died.

                        Ah, I haven't sprayed coffee over my monitor like that in a long time  ;D

                        But seriously - we don't want all the dungeon inhabitants killing themselves as soon as they see Mr Tries-to-be-Richard-O'Brien-but fails-miserably ambling along. Besides, his bouffant hairstyle would get in the way of the helmet.

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                          GrimaldineGrimwold
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                          Wull, in the Corridor of Blades, with that bouffant hair and standing in his trademark legs-so-far-apart-it-must-be-painful pose, he couldn't fail but be hit by something rather more cutting than his own pointless witticisms.

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                            Pickle123
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                            OW! not much seems to be sharper than GG's wit right now...clap worthy

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                              Werewolf
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                              claps

                              It'd be interesting to see Mr E-TP in the transporter room though...

                              "Hey look, I can stand on both pads at once! What a spiffy wicket! And that big man in the shiny metal suit has....I believe he's just thrown himself over the edge! Cosmic!!"

                              Argh, I need coffee. 4 hours sleep is not good for...not good...not...zzzzz...

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                                MoanaLiza
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                                his bouffant hairstyle would get in the way of the helmet.

                                I've just had a thought on the subject of hair styles, what about Lawrence Llewellen Bowen? Also this time, if you get anymore coffee, don't waste it by spraying it again all over your monitor. It does not do it nor your computer any good!

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                                  WhiteFloatingSkull
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                                  The WWE suggestion could even go as far as gettin' vincey boy to take a fall in the 'Play your cards right' room...

                                  Let's see him sign contracts while havin' his bloody legs chewed off by festus.  ;D

                                  But the ONE person I'd like to see in the dungeon, suffering the eternal wraith of lord fear, would be...

                                  {Deep breath.}

                                  ....

                                  ....

                                  ....

                                  Jamie oliver - that would be 'Pukka'.

                                  That Bloody dimwitted Sainsbury's promoting, TV stagnating, over-enthusiastic and thoughroughly annoying git would be PERFECT skull fodder...

                                  {Evil laughter follows, and trails off into the night.}

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                                    MoanaLiza
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                                    Would he try to offer him some strawberries and cream? Or would that only be if he met some goblins

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                                      But the ONE person I'd like to see in the dungeon, suffering the eternal wraith of lord fear, would be...

                                      Is LF a ghost now? He's an eternal wraith?

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                                        MPK
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                                        Bobby Davro- that way we would not only be saving the world, but we would also be getting a few badly done celebs free!

                                        ( I say a few and I mean a few- Frank Bruno and Cliff Richard, and maybe if hes happy a terrible rendition of Bruce Forsythe! After all, thats all he can do!)

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                                          MoanaLiza
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                                          Don't forget Sir Bob Geldoff if you want to help save the world and also Michael Jackson, if you could get him down from his tree!

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