Celebrity Knightmare ?
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Surely the ideal team would have to be Pat Sharpe, Neil Buchanan, Fred Dinenage and Tommy Boyd ;D
Oh my, they can all die quickly and painfully, as far as I'm concerned. Fred, that's "How" for now!
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I think the most hilarious contestants in Knightmare would be the WWE wrestlers. Just imagine Stone Cold Steve Austin getting confronted by fatilla or an Ogre, and instead of running off or moving quickly, he gives them the 'Stone Cold Stunner', or the Rock meeting Motley for a hilarious entertainment saga, such as Motley coming into the scene, the rock asking him 'who are you, and before Motley answers, the Rock goes 'it doesn't matter who you are!!!' How about Mogdead and Kane - Mogdread is about to finish him off, and Kane raises his arms and snaps them down for a FIRE spell.
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I bet Pat Sharpe would have been a definite contender for those days ;D
He used to present Fun House, for you newbies.
OoH! '
'Fun House! It's A whole lot of fun! Prizes to be won!'
Evil evil show
I think they're the only types of celebrity you'll get, which is a shame, Imagine Britney Spears guiding Christina Aguilera around the dungeon, she wouldn't last long.
'Oops I've just chopped your head off in the corridor of blades, It's always been too big anyway...'
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Ed T-P and Motley are made for one another.
Ed T-P could tell all his bad jokes to Motley, who'd do that awfully overenthusiastic fake laugh, to which Ed would reply with his disgusting and slightly disturbing laugh. They could cosmic handshake all day, until of course Ed's life force ran out and he died.
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Ed T-P and Motley are made for one another.
Ed T-P could tell all his bad jokes to Motley, who'd do that awfully overenthusiastic fake laugh, to which Ed would reply with his disgusting and slightly disturbing laugh. They could cosmic handshake all day, until of course Ed's life force ran out and he died.
Ah, I haven't sprayed coffee over my monitor like that in a long time ;D
But seriously - we don't want all the dungeon inhabitants killing themselves as soon as they see Mr Tries-to-be-Richard-O'Brien-but fails-miserably ambling along. Besides, his bouffant hairstyle would get in the way of the helmet.
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Wull, in the Corridor of Blades, with that bouffant hair and standing in his trademark legs-so-far-apart-it-must-be-painful pose, he couldn't fail but be hit by something rather more cutting than his own pointless witticisms.
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It'd be interesting to see Mr E-TP in the transporter room though...
"Hey look, I can stand on both pads at once! What a spiffy wicket! And that big man in the shiny metal suit has....I believe he's just thrown himself over the edge! Cosmic!!"
Argh, I need coffee. 4 hours sleep is not good for...not good...not...zzzzz...
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his bouffant hairstyle would get in the way of the helmet.
I've just had a thought on the subject of hair styles, what about Lawrence Llewellen Bowen? Also this time, if you get anymore coffee, don't waste it by spraying it again all over your monitor. It does not do it nor your computer any good!
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The WWE suggestion could even go as far as gettin' vincey boy to take a fall in the 'Play your cards right' room...
Let's see him sign contracts while havin' his bloody legs chewed off by festus. ;D
But the ONE person I'd like to see in the dungeon, suffering the eternal wraith of lord fear, would be...
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Jamie oliver - that would be 'Pukka'.
That Bloody dimwitted Sainsbury's promoting, TV stagnating, over-enthusiastic and thoughroughly annoying git would be PERFECT skull fodder...
{Evil laughter follows, and trails off into the night.}
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