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U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

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    Purgatory
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    Dungeoneer now weres black shades in stread of his helm.

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      Kieran
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      ....A spell from Rothbery works

      ....Lord Fear says he has a soft spot for Barry, the Dungeoneer of s7

      ....Gibbet becomes the new Master of the Crown

      ....Lissard changes his diet from fish to breath mints

      ....Treguard regenerates into Tom Baker to becomes the new dungeon master

      ....Team One win....

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        JamesA
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        ....Team One win....

        Or even Team Two or Three for that matter  ;D

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          Emii
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          Wow, cool! I didn't expect so many replies! Ok...erm...

          Mrs Grimwald waltzes on screen with a bunny girl outfit on

           Fear is seen through the eyeglass gloating - and holding a white fluffy kitten

          Mellisandre punches Motley

          Hands tells the dungeoneer he's too busy to deal with them - his new copy of 'Bio-chemists Weekly' just came through

          Smirkenorff tells the dungeoneer to "Go away and do not bother me again, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup"

          The Watchers enter the antechamber to hear a scream, and in time to see Treguard dive behind his chair wearing nothing but a towel saying "Ah! You're early! I've just got out of the shower!"

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            Emii
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            Lord Fear starts using words like Tummy, Owie, Boo-boo, Fluffy, Puppy, Kitty, Pottie, Stinkie, Icky, Artsy fartsy, Cuddle...

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              GrimaldineGrimwold
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              I couldn't resist this one.

              Brother Strange's book of proverbs is a No.1 Bestseller.

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                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                10 more:

                Majida starts complaining that everything's too easy.

                Mrs. Grimwold is accepted into the Royal Shakespeare Company.

                Julius Scaramonger gives all his profits to a charity for homeless orphans.

                Hordriss develops an inferiority complex.

                It was Sidriss who correctly diagnosed it, and who administers an effective magic treatment with no odd side effects.

                The weeping doors are on Prozac.

                Mogdred and Lord Fear are revealed as mere pawns of the real leader of the Opposition, Tommy Boyd.

                Treguard and Majida fall in love.

                In the middle of the Play Your Cards Right puzzle, Bruce Forsyth appears complete with annoying catchphrases, and his "dolly dealers" Malice and Morghanna.

                The Brollachan decides ignorance is bliss.

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                  Emii
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                  LOL! Nice one! Any more for any more?

                  When you enter the antechamber you hear Treguard tell you he won't be a moment as you also hear something go blip "you have mail"

                  You come across Smirkenorff playing dragon sized chess with the red dragon (I forget his name even though I only saw it a few days ago

                  You overhear the following conversation...

                  Fear: Dungeoneer, my dear, won't you come in. Sit down, please. Have a spot of tea? And a scone?

                  Dungeoneer: Tea?....And a scone? You want me to have tea and scones? With you?

                  Fear: Yes, yes. You see, I've been thinking, and it's time we put this entire "do each other in" nonsense behind us and make a fresh start. What do you say?

                  Dungeoneer: Well....I have been wanting to learn Shakespeare. And I find your talent with magic remarkable....All right! Agreed.

                  Fear: Splendid. Splendid. So tell me, one lump or two. And do you prefer honey or jam with your scone?

                  "Give it a rest, yer lordship! You've been obsessive-compulsive over this 'Dungeoneer' thing for what, like, nearly a decade?" - Hands

                  "You know, I don't even like heights." - Smirkenorff

                  "Oh, happy, happy, joy joy! Another beautiful dawn!" - Elita

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                    Ark
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                    You hear any of the following:

                    Folly - "Y'alright, me ol' mucka?"

                    Greystagg - "My sisters, we have gathered all the Amber we require. Now let the dinosaur cloning begin!"

                    Mogdred - "Quail intruder. Look upon the schedule of CITV for the late 90s and quail..."

                    Fear - "My Pool is playing up again. Damnation! Why oh why did I try to install Windows NT?"

                    Pickle - "Root and fen, root and fen, looks like a nice, safe, pleasant place with no danger at all. I think this team will win!"

                    Treguard - "Ooooh...lovely..."

                    Skarkill - "Heh heh heh-heh...nasty!"

                    Merlin - "Screw the rules. Here, have a KILL spell. And an OBLITERATE one too. Ah, what the hell? Have a couple of AGONISED-TORTUROUS-DEATH ones as well! Now get out there and kick Opposition ass!"

                    Cavernwight - "Excuse me, Dungeoneer, but is there a library nearby?"

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                      JamesA
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                      The Frightknights dancing to Techno  ;D

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                        GrimaldineGrimwold
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                        Malice changes her calling name to Loveydoodleploppykins.

                        Gundrada decides the time has come to visit the speech therapist.

                        The Dungeon beauty contest is a great success, with Mrs. Grimwold narrowing beating Heggatty.

                        Gwendoline the Greenwarden backs the campaign to burn down the woods to make way for the Wolfenden bypass.

                        Treguard finally realises that the quest objects are stored in a chamber just a few dwarf tunnels from his antechamber. He sneaks in overnight, retrieves them and tells all the pesky kidsies to pack up and go home.

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                          JamesA
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                          Ridolfo becomes a rap artist

                          gulp  😮

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                            Velda
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                            Here's one:

                            Mistress Goody (Series 4) hasn't been herself recently.  Her hair has turned blonde, her laugh is even more of a high pitched cackle than it usually is, she has a big gob, she shouts "Whatevah!" and asks dungeoneers "I'm mingin' aren't I?".

                            N.B - People won't get this if they haven't heard of Jade from BB3! What's that?  Everyone knows who she is?  Hmm, why am I not surprised at that, hehe!

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                              Debz_g
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                              Mistress Goody turned into Jade Goody...Nooooooooo! 😮

                              Rest assured that if that happened I would go in there myself, sod the dungeoneer! Now...where's my crossbow? I'm gonna bag me a dental nurse!  😉

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                                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                Mistress Goody (Series 4) hasn't been herself recently.  Her hair has turned blonde, her laugh is even more of a high pitched cackle than it usually is, she has a big gob, she shouts "Whatevah!" and asks dungeoneers "I'm mingin' aren't I?".

                                What a horrific thought. Perhaps her verruca could be a drain on life force, unless you could convince her she wasn't "a minger". I know it drained my life force to constantly hear about it, but I still carried on watching. sigh

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                                  GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                  Grimaldine realises his green attire clashes with the blue Chromakey walls. He decides instead to become "Grimaldine, sometimes of the Grey but always of the gorgeous red and white spottiness".

                                  Lilith: "An empty jar of humbugs? Why, what a queenly gift! I shall use it as a vase, and whenever I look upon it, I shall think of you. Now help yourself to some magic. I'm too busy deciding where to put your gorgeous nik-nik."

                                  Treguard walks out after deciding he's had enough with the Knightmare format, and is replaced by Edward Tudor Pole, who proceeds to make a complete a**e of himself every week. [I hope people get that...]

                                  Snapper Jack goes back to Child Catching in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

                                  Lord Fear's new communications system starts playing up, and after receiving little useful advice from the 50p a minute helpline, cancels the subscription to his service provider, and takes to the old age method of spying by staring out of the window.

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                                    JamesA
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                                    Treguard walks out after deciding he's had enough with the Knightmare format, and is replaced by Edward Tudor Pole, who proceeds to make a complete a**e of himself every week. [I hope people get that...]

                                    sigh  ::)

                                    Why did Richard O'Brien have to quit?

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                                      JamesA
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                                      Lord Fear's new communications system starts playing up, and after receiving little useful advice from the 50p a minute helpline, cancels the subscription to his service provider, and takes to the old age method of spying by staring out of the window.

                                      • a la Alfred Hitchcock - Rear Window *  ;D
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                                        JamesA
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                                        Alfred Hitchthingy.... * oh deary me *  ;D

                                        That should have been:

                                        ALFRED HITCHCOCK

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                                          Pooka
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                                          ...new technology introduced actually makes the game better  ;D

                                          ...Bumptious actually looks like a dwarf

                                          ...S Club Juniors give a special concert for Lord Fear

                                          ...Treguard says: "Why Lord Fear, that's jolly decent of you to do that, and so totally in line with the rules..."

                                          ...S Club Juniors give a special concert for Mogdread

                                          ...A dungeoneer dies, and Treguard says "Well team, you were thick and deserved to die".

                                          ...S Club Juniors compete on the rpogramme

                                          ...Team Rocket burst in and try to steal the dungeoneer's Pokémon

                                          ...I stop being cynical.

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