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What age are you...?

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    Werewolf
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    Bah, if it were Vanilla Coke I'd understand obsessively drinks elixer-of-life-stuff

    Anyhow, I got the money back from their mother..."Oh, and I spent £3 on them the other day..."  ::)

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      Pickle123
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      do you babysit/childmind or somthing similar?

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        MoanaLiza
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        Most of the cans of drink I see are about 50 or 55p and the bottles are about 70p. I did work in a place where the cans were about £1 I think they then went up to £1.10, the same as the bus fares into town. Mind you what about in cinemas, they're well expensive for food and drinks what is it about £2 or £3 for a box of McCain Micro Chips!

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          Pickle123
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          UCI special tango half price sale! only an arm and a leg reduced from the original 4 limbs!

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            Werewolf
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            do you babysit/childmind or somthing similar?

            Hell no, I have a highly paid, yuppie-type job at the Co-op (Ok, I shelf stack  :()

            I just took them out to the Ice Rink the other day while my aunt spent the day in Londinium. Bloody cold, I'll say that. It was almost a relief to go outside and melt again.

            Oh, and they were lying about the price  😮 It was about 60-70p or so for a can....needless to say, I made them regret telling fibs...(Ok, they smirked while I gave them a feeble talking to) mental note: be more assertive with regard to money

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              smirkenorff
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              Im 18.. Just had my birthday yesterday...

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                Pickle123
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                OH! congrats! happy belated birthday smirky

                no more turfage for you my son

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                  Emii
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                  Happy Birthday Smirky! I wrote you an 18th Birthday poem/lymeric! Ahem...clears throat

                  There was a forum-dweller called Smirky

                  Whose wings never seemed to worky

                  We pulled them out far

                  and glued them with tar

                  Now he still doesn't fly cos he's erky!

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                    WhiteFloatingSkull
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                    This old Skull is 21 on the 24th...

                    Just thought I'd drop that LESS than subtle hint for ya'all...

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                      MoanaLiza
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                      Well it is only about four days away

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                        smirkenorff
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                        Happy Birthday Smirky! I wrote you an 18th Birthday poem/lymeric! Ahem...clears throat

                        There was a forum-dweller called Smirky

                        Whose wings never seemed to worky

                        We pulled them out far

                        and glued them with tar

                        Now he still doesn't fly cos he's erky!

                        Awww, Wow!! Thanks Emii!

                        Im so flattered...  😎

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                          PhoenixFlame
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                          This old Skull is 21 on the 24th...

                          Just thought I'd drop that LESS than subtle hint for ya'all...

                          Very subtle!;D   Anyway, Happy Birthday!

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                            WhiteFloatingSkull
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                            {Floaty-Bounces around the forum}

                            It's just another year of this ol' Skull's existance...but hey, I'm evil - I RELISH the praise.  :-X

                            {Reduces the entire FORUM's life-force to Critical Red!!!!}

                            MUHAHAHA...my birthday gift to myself.  ;D

                            {points to the buffet table}

                            Everyone...eat, drink an' be merry - before you all have totally drained life-force meters, LOL.

                            {Hides the bottle of 'Downer' in a cupboard...}

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                              Emii
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                              Hehehe pleasure Smirky Now for ye old Floaty Skull...

                              Theres a Floaty old skull of ours

                              Who Tripped over a bucket of tar

                              Now he's slightly less white

                              Needs his eyes testing for sight

                              And doesn't have a clue where they are!

                              Ok yeah that was worse than the last one but hey....

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                                MoanaLiza
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                                This old Skull is 21 on the 24th...

                                A-hem A-hem "Happy birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday Mr Floating Skull (or what ever you want to be called). Happy birthday to You!"

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                                  MPK
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                                  Belated bday wishes- as I was not on last night!

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                                    Selphie85
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                                    i'm 17, but soon i'll be a fully fledged man. oh wait i'm not a man i'm i women. damn it all to puss filled hell. he

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                                      Emii
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                                      Allo there Selphie - Happy Birthday for then! Will think up a poem when I know a bit more about ya ^.^

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                                        Kawaii_Catgirl
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                                        I'm 17, so I must've started watching in around 1991 (series 5).

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                                          I'm sorry that I'm too nosey to miss out on any of this charade, so where limericks are concerned, I'm happy to oblige:

                                          Mr Floating Skull:

                                          There was once a skull that was cursed

                                          By an insatiable, ravenous thirst

                                          For blood; so he floats,

                                          Reduces life force and gloats

                                          How he haunts through to his twenty first!

                                          Excuse my rare lapse from seriousness.

                                          And a belated message to our good dragon supporter:

                                          Smirky - the dragon of goodness and green

                                          Credentials and firestones he did always glean,

                                          Yet when an intruding dragon was red,

                                          He just revelled it on Lord Fears head,

                                          And reigns superior on hitting eighteen.

                                          Now, I'm cheating, because this is terrible, and the rhythm is lacking, and nothing is good. Yet, I've added this after Emii's praises, so I feel better. Sorry.  😎

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