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What age are you...?

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    smirkenorff
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    Im 18.. Just had my birthday yesterday...

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      Pickle123
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      OH! congrats! happy belated birthday smirky

      no more turfage for you my son

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        Emii
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        Happy Birthday Smirky! I wrote you an 18th Birthday poem/lymeric! Ahem...clears throat

        There was a forum-dweller called Smirky

        Whose wings never seemed to worky

        We pulled them out far

        and glued them with tar

        Now he still doesn't fly cos he's erky!

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          WhiteFloatingSkull
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          #150

          This old Skull is 21 on the 24th...

          Just thought I'd drop that LESS than subtle hint for ya'all...

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            MoanaLiza
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            Well it is only about four days away

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              smirkenorff
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              #152

              Happy Birthday Smirky! I wrote you an 18th Birthday poem/lymeric! Ahem...clears throat

              There was a forum-dweller called Smirky

              Whose wings never seemed to worky

              We pulled them out far

              and glued them with tar

              Now he still doesn't fly cos he's erky!

              Awww, Wow!! Thanks Emii!

              Im so flattered...  😎

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                PhoenixFlame
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                This old Skull is 21 on the 24th...

                Just thought I'd drop that LESS than subtle hint for ya'all...

                Very subtle!;D   Anyway, Happy Birthday!

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                  WhiteFloatingSkull
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                  #154

                  {Floaty-Bounces around the forum}

                  It's just another year of this ol' Skull's existance...but hey, I'm evil - I RELISH the praise.  :-X

                  {Reduces the entire FORUM's life-force to Critical Red!!!!}

                  MUHAHAHA...my birthday gift to myself.  ;D

                  {points to the buffet table}

                  Everyone...eat, drink an' be merry - before you all have totally drained life-force meters, LOL.

                  {Hides the bottle of 'Downer' in a cupboard...}

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                    Emii
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                    Hehehe pleasure Smirky Now for ye old Floaty Skull...

                    Theres a Floaty old skull of ours

                    Who Tripped over a bucket of tar

                    Now he's slightly less white

                    Needs his eyes testing for sight

                    And doesn't have a clue where they are!

                    Ok yeah that was worse than the last one but hey....

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                      MoanaLiza
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                      This old Skull is 21 on the 24th...

                      A-hem A-hem "Happy birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday Mr Floating Skull (or what ever you want to be called). Happy birthday to You!"

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                        MPK
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                        Belated bday wishes- as I was not on last night!

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                          Selphie85
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                          i'm 17, but soon i'll be a fully fledged man. oh wait i'm not a man i'm i women. damn it all to puss filled hell. he

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                            Emii
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                            Allo there Selphie - Happy Birthday for then! Will think up a poem when I know a bit more about ya ^.^

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                              Kawaii_Catgirl
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                              I'm 17, so I must've started watching in around 1991 (series 5).

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                                KaM
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                                I'm sorry that I'm too nosey to miss out on any of this charade, so where limericks are concerned, I'm happy to oblige:

                                Mr Floating Skull:

                                There was once a skull that was cursed

                                By an insatiable, ravenous thirst

                                For blood; so he floats,

                                Reduces life force and gloats

                                How he haunts through to his twenty first!

                                Excuse my rare lapse from seriousness.

                                And a belated message to our good dragon supporter:

                                Smirky - the dragon of goodness and green

                                Credentials and firestones he did always glean,

                                Yet when an intruding dragon was red,

                                He just revelled it on Lord Fears head,

                                And reigns superior on hitting eighteen.

                                Now, I'm cheating, because this is terrible, and the rhythm is lacking, and nothing is good. Yet, I've added this after Emii's praises, so I feel better. Sorry.  😎

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                                  Emii
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                                  applauds Well done KaM!

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                                    Mogdred
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                                    IIIII am older than time itself......23 actually.

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                                      Emii
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                                      #164

                                      XD cracks up

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                                        Snowwiewolf
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                                        Great poem  🙂 and Modred if youre older than time and your 23....hows that possible? I'm 15  and if it matters my puppy (a Knightmare fan too, every time I watch Knightmare she just sits and stares at the TV and barks at Festus and Lord Fear) is 3 months

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                                          Emii
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                                          Yay Snowwiewolf waves lil flag with Snowwiewolf's puppy on it

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