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  • Debz_gD
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    Debz_g
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    Erm...there are many, but the one that comes to mind right now is the moment when Barry (everyone's favourite dungeoneer who needs no surname! ) was  entering the dwarf tunnels for the first time being really assertive and guiding himself, when Brother Strange appears, banging his staff. Barry proceeds to...ahem... ''something" a brick and almost runs in the other direction!! Even Cliff Barry found it funny as he sort of tittered when he said summat like "No need to worry, I mean you no harm!"

    There was another moment in the dwarf tunnels when Barry thought there was summat behind him...no actually it was a camera!

    Good old Barry, bring him back in either Time Gate or KM Live as one of the characters, tv at its best!!

    I also liked the banter between Majida and Treguard, it was so different from the Treguard/Pickle banter because basically Majida was on the same level as he was. One of my favourite lines, beside Majida's Ha! Like Camel I spit on you line:

    Majida: Can't you give anyone a straight answer?

    Treguard: Hmm...Maybe!

    Typical bloke  😉

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      DerbyGem
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      My favourites (using the clips on this site as a basis because I haven't seen Knightmare in ages  :() are the end of season ones involving Lord Fear.  Especially "GOBLIN FODDER!" and "What, me, surrender? You must be absolutly out of your tiny MIINNNDDDAAAA!!"  😎

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        Emii
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        The whole of Barry's quest made me piss - I could watch that over and over! Has anyone managed to get hold of Barry? We should drag him in here!

        Also...I forget which quest it was (probably Barry's) where Brother Strange goes "Now...my path lies this way..." then looks over both shoulders as if to say "er...and which way's that?"

        Pickle: "Now, if you ask me - you didn't ask me." sulks

        Pickle: "Welcome watchers...blah blah blah" Treguard walks in "Ah-ha-HA!" stamps foot

        Lord Fear: "Watch my mouth, Hands - and just for clarity, that is this orephis here...beneath my nose."

        I'll think of some more later...

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          Zell2002
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          The funniest part ever was when they always got the card problem wrong and fell down.

          Soz thats just me but that was just the funniest!

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            Malefact
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            I like the bit on Barry's quest when they get to the Play Your Cards Right puzzle and a goblin chasing him falls off. Knice scream  😎

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            • JamesAJ
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              JamesA
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              Series 3 Team 2 - Motley's first ever appearance:

              "Here Cliff - mind you don't fall off the CLIFF...."  ;D

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                rachelesque
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                we love barry  😘

                hehe....

                there was a fantastically dodgy line that i can't remember at the moment.  ill think on it.

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                • JamesAJ
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                  JamesA
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                  1.  Series 6 (I think!) - Sly Hands fishing in the barrel on his 'Day Orf'

                  It was actually Series 7 Team 5, and just to confirm it:

                  There we go  ;D

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                    Thanatos
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                    The scene from the last episode of Series 7 with Barry, Romahna, Hands, the goblins, the stocks and the potion...

                    Majida: Can't you give anyone a straight answer?

                    Treguard: Hmm...Maybe!

                    Reminds me of Paddy Ashdown who, when asked to describe himself in one word, said, "Er, perhaps 'decisive'?"

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                    • VeldaV
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                      Velda
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                      Thanks James!  Hehe, I wasn't absolutely certain which series that scene was in - I kept changing my mind!  

                      Here's another funny moment from - you guessed it - Barry's quest!  Once he's met Brother Strange in the dwarf tunnel, he looks through the spyglass.  It's the bit where Lord Fear is admiring his new 'Shellphone' and Lissard is informing him of the spell he cast on Grimaldine and the green staff being broken up into little pieces and scattered throughout the first level.  During this conversation, Lord Fear's collar seems to lose a fastening or something, because it falls back a bit and there's a popping noise!  Who else has noticed this - I think it's hilarious!

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                      • JamesAJ
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                        JamesA
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                        No prob Velda - I quite liked the "Ciao!" at the end of the shellphone conversation  ;D

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                          Steve
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                          I Liked It when the team in series 3 guided their invisible dungeoneer off the cliff.

                          I actually watched this again very closely and couldnt believe that they actually GUIDED HIM OFF

                          Dungeoneer is seen to face the exit (left)just before he picks the talisman back up.

                          Advisors:Turn around to your right (Now facing the cliff) and walk FOWARD!

                          Duh! LOL

                          Also good was when Lord Fear ended up in his own Communicatins pool thanks to a "splash" spell (that'll teach him to be such a smart aleck while wearing tights)

                          And we mustn't forget the other team in series 3 who tried to leave a chamber through the wall

                          Treguard: Heheh o_O there's no door there team

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                            drut001
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                            who is this poor barry that you are all talking about.

                            I presume he was a dungeoneer, and from the sound of it he had some well dodgy advisors.

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                              Malefact
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                              Oh, no, his was a very good team indeed. They won, too.

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                                MPK
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                                This I noticed the second time watching season 3 on challenge! Its not funny ha ha, but funny strange.

                                One of the later dungeoneers was in the level 1 clue room, put the food in the knapsack, then the wall creature Golgarach appears .He tell him the usual do not steal, but this time the dungeoneer took out the food he had just put in the knapsack.

                                It was real odd to see the life force go from yellow to green, then back to yellow again.

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                                  drut001
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                                  Oh, no, his was a very good team indeed. They won, too.

                                  but if his team was good and they won then why do they get such a ribbing.

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                                    DavidNewton
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                                    Because Barry was the most confident and talkative dungeoneer ever, with Matt in second place (S6Q1).

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                                      MoanaLiza
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                                      Mrs. G and Festus

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                                        MoanaLiza
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                                        L. Fear and Lissard, introductary to S7

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                                          stu
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                                          One of the good moments

                                          its when a dugeoniere is walking on the cliff and one if his freinds says side foot to the right and there is a slight pause and you see him fall down

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