Celebrity Knightmare ?
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It'd be interesting to see Mr E-TP in the transporter room though...
"Hey look, I can stand on both pads at once! What a spiffy wicket! And that big man in the shiny metal suit has....I believe he's just thrown himself over the edge! Cosmic!!"
Argh, I need coffee. 4 hours sleep is not good for...not good...not...zzzzz...
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his bouffant hairstyle would get in the way of the helmet.
I've just had a thought on the subject of hair styles, what about Lawrence Llewellen Bowen? Also this time, if you get anymore coffee, don't waste it by spraying it again all over your monitor. It does not do it nor your computer any good!
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The WWE suggestion could even go as far as gettin' vincey boy to take a fall in the 'Play your cards right' room...
Let's see him sign contracts while havin' his bloody legs chewed off by festus. ;D
But the ONE person I'd like to see in the dungeon, suffering the eternal wraith of lord fear, would be...
{Deep breath.}
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Jamie oliver - that would be 'Pukka'.
That Bloody dimwitted Sainsbury's promoting, TV stagnating, over-enthusiastic and thoughroughly annoying git would be PERFECT skull fodder...
{Evil laughter follows, and trails off into the night.}
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Bobby Davro- that way we would not only be saving the world, but we would also be getting a few badly done celebs free!
( I say a few and I mean a few- Frank Bruno and Cliff Richard, and maybe if hes happy a terrible rendition of Bruce Forsythe! After all, thats all he can do!)
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Bobby Davro- that way we would not only be saving the world, but we would also be getting a few badly done celebs free!
( I say a few and I mean a few- Frank Bruno and Cliff Richard, and maybe if hes happy a terrible rendition of Bruce Forsythe! After all, thats all he can do!)
Oh, that's so true. Chuck him in the quicksand before he tries to do his Brucie again.
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Surprised no one mentioned Cheggers! He was on The Adventure Games and a celebrity edition of Incredible Games.
I would also stick a vote in for Chris Evans
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Surprised no one mentioned Cheggers! He was on The Adventure Games and a celebrity edition of Incredible Games.
I would also stick a vote in for Chris Evans
Cheggers would probably want to do it naked though, Imagine.... 'Naked Knightmare'
On second thoughts, don't
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It would add extra spice to the corridor of blades at least.
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hmm yes, corridor of blades...
Oooooh nasty would have a whole new meaning...
Perhaps a naked Knighmare should be commisioned, I'm sure channel 5 would buy it, especially if Cheggers presented it!
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Hmmm.....Cheguard.....
But if we wanted to keep the original 11-16 rule, why not get rid of Charlotte Church and Daniel Radcliffe, the youngest entries in 100 Worst britons and rightfully so!
Actually Daniel Radcliffe wasn't in it, but his alter ego Master Potter was....well they have the same birthday - they're the same person.
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Ann Robinson - Minced to pieces in Corridor of Blades complete with red paint on camera lens. "Your remarks were always cutting, but the Blades were just a cut above."
Celine Dion - Let a magic sword sap her life force like her music saps mine.
Judith Chalmers - Burned to a crisp by Bhal-Shebah. I don't particularly dislike her- it's just the only way her brightly sunburnt face could ever get any redder.
Too soon since the last time we did this to offer my Jamie Oliver/Goblin remark again without people noticing me copying my own jokes. sigh
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Quite happy i have started CoB as a shorthand!! (i think anyway!)
Iain Duncan-Smith - sidestep left type death: If you can't trust your aides, you can't trust anyone.
Jordan: Trial By Spikes - The spikes didnt kill you, your boobs were in the way.
Fred Durst: MineCart!! - Keep rollin' rollin' rollin'...
Jonah Lomu: Block & Tackle - finally, he was tackled...
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