Celebrity Knightmare ?
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Bobby Davro- that way we would not only be saving the world, but we would also be getting a few badly done celebs free!
( I say a few and I mean a few- Frank Bruno and Cliff Richard, and maybe if hes happy a terrible rendition of Bruce Forsythe! After all, thats all he can do!)
Oh, that's so true. Chuck him in the quicksand before he tries to do his Brucie again.
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Surprised no one mentioned Cheggers! He was on The Adventure Games and a celebrity edition of Incredible Games.
I would also stick a vote in for Chris Evans
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Surprised no one mentioned Cheggers! He was on The Adventure Games and a celebrity edition of Incredible Games.
I would also stick a vote in for Chris Evans
Cheggers would probably want to do it naked though, Imagine.... 'Naked Knightmare'
On second thoughts, don't
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It would add extra spice to the corridor of blades at least.
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hmm yes, corridor of blades...
Oooooh nasty would have a whole new meaning...
Perhaps a naked Knighmare should be commisioned, I'm sure channel 5 would buy it, especially if Cheggers presented it!
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Hmmm.....Cheguard.....
But if we wanted to keep the original 11-16 rule, why not get rid of Charlotte Church and Daniel Radcliffe, the youngest entries in 100 Worst britons and rightfully so!
Actually Daniel Radcliffe wasn't in it, but his alter ego Master Potter was....well they have the same birthday - they're the same person.
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Ann Robinson - Minced to pieces in Corridor of Blades complete with red paint on camera lens. "Your remarks were always cutting, but the Blades were just a cut above."
Celine Dion - Let a magic sword sap her life force like her music saps mine.
Judith Chalmers - Burned to a crisp by Bhal-Shebah. I don't particularly dislike her- it's just the only way her brightly sunburnt face could ever get any redder.
Too soon since the last time we did this to offer my Jamie Oliver/Goblin remark again without people noticing me copying my own jokes. sigh
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Quite happy i have started CoB as a shorthand!! (i think anyway!)
Iain Duncan-Smith - sidestep left type death: If you can't trust your aides, you can't trust anyone.
Jordan: Trial By Spikes - The spikes didnt kill you, your boobs were in the way.
Fred Durst: MineCart!! - Keep rollin' rollin' rollin'...
Jonah Lomu: Block & Tackle - finally, he was tackled...
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Iain Duncan-Smith - sidestep left type death: If you can't trust your aides, you can't trust anyone.
Hehe, I like that. Alternatively, all his advisors are saying "You'll have to move to your left if you want to win!" but old IDS keeps sidestepping to the right- that's what Lady Thatcher did when she conquered the dungeon, so he thinks it'll work in any circumstance.
Delia Smith - Dies in Mildread's Cauldron. " Are you sure you want bats wings in here, Mildread? Thyme would be slightly more conventional..."
Edward Tudor Pole - Tries to cosmic handshake Snapper Jack and gets bitten by the Glove Puppet of Pure Evil.
David Dickinson - Life force runs out as he spends ages talking to camera describing the clue objects in the Level 1 Clue Room. "Oooh, now this horn, lovely craftsmanship, that's got to be a bobby dazzler. I think the glove's a duffer."
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Bobby Davro, Keith Chegwin, in a really long and slow death, preferably by a professional like Fear or a frightknight!
Paul Daniels, I want him to die in a magical duel with Mogdread, out of which when Daniels is dead, Mogdread turns to the camera and says "Well I dont know about you, but I liked that............I liked that a lot, mwha ha ha agh aha ha aha ha aha !"
Timmy Mallet by a huge gigatic sledge hammer falling on top of his head, out of which the dungeon calls out, "Now you dont like it when it happens to you, do you!"
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Following along the David Blaine lines...
Derren Brown being eaten by a wall blocker cause he failed to make a psychological connection with it, thus guessing the wrong password.
(Well, if the whole Russian roulette thing didn't manage to bump him off only good ol' Knightmare can provide the perfect means) I am sooo evil
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Paul Daniels, I want him to die in a magical duel with Mogdread, out of which when Daniels is dead, Mogdread turns to the camera and says "Well I dont know about you, but I liked that............I liked that a lot, mwha ha ha agh aha ha aha ha aha !"
That's magic...
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