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i hid behind the sofa today

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    Malefact
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    I could never bear to watch dungeoneers tackle the causeways in series 5 - I always jumped out of my skin when one perished because it was so sudden. (Back then, of course, it didn't occur to me to look out for the camera cutting back to the advisors being the sign that a death was imminent!)

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      Purgatory
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      your all nuts.

      I just watch it like any other normal program.. I still think it should be more at home on the comedy channel  😉

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        WhiteDevil
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        Gotta send our our Floating White Skull after you... Just wondering but why are you posting a semi-negative message on a Knightmare forum... You're just asking for trouble...

        WhiteDevil

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          Debz_g
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          Quick get GG, I think Festus has a job to do!!  ;D

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            Pickle123
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            i dont think meph meant knightmare was bad, just that he doesn't find it particuly scary anymore...or perhaps never did.

            each to their own, as long as he likes the show and has signed the petition he cant be that bad

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              WhiteFloatingSkull
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              {Comes out from the cellar.}

              Whhhooooo....did somebody request the services of a Floating White Skull.?

              {Looks around.} Eh...anybody?

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                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                Quick get GG, I think Festus has a job to do!!  ;D

                Well, dearies, we could just let Festus decide whether the Mephisto deserves to be mauled. After all, Festus is free of all prejudice- he eats everyone equally.

                much cackling

                [Yes, I know I ripped off W.C. Fields, before anyone cares to inform me. ]

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                  MPK
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                  I still get the urge to jump on my feet and start running on the spot whenever goblins chase dungeoneers, dunno why, it doesnt do no good- especially in Julie's case!

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                    PunmiesterWhiteley
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                    KM hasn't caused me to rush out the room since 1991.  

                    Anyway the Series 6 ending was scary.  The dragon in flight and Treguard/Pickle's urging the team to hurry was incredibly tense.

                    Nothing beat the sheer horror of finding out Mrs G was actually a man though.

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                      Emii
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                      I kno this is random and completely unrelated, but can you get King Pot Noodles in sweet and sour flavour? I'm eating one as I type but I didn't think you could get them. Never seen them before. This one was given to me by guy me and my mates met at a campsite. Really strange. It wasn't open and it tastes ok...suspicious

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                        Kawaii_Catgirl
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                        Indeed you can. Myself and my sister have a pot noodle every week, except she's allergic to peanuts. So while I get the cheaper, "may con tain traces of peanut" Asda-brand pot, she gets the commercial-brand pot. Only this week my mother accidentally picked up a King Pot in Sweet and Sour flavour for my sister, which I wasn't too pleased about.

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                          RoxxAatherton
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                          Ahh, whereas i prefer the supa noodles (chicken flavour) to graze on whilst hiding behind the sofa or watching knightmare though my fingers.

                          I believe it's the fact that they're bright yellow that attracted me first...

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                            MPK
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                            If your going to eat super noodles they should be bacon or mild curry!

                            Thats a point, wouldnt it be funny if these types of food were available as food in Knightmare!

                            "Whats on the table?"

                            "Gold, Gem stone, Potion.....and a Pot Noodle"

                            "Right put the Pot Noodle in yer knapsack, Pickle put on the kettle for us wudja!"

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                              Festus
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                              You called? Raaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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                                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                You called? Raaaaaaaaaaaaah!

                                Gerrroutofit! I'm so sorry, dearies, he's a bit playful. Goodness knows what my 'ubbie Grimmy will say when 'e comes 'ome and finds Festus on the loose.

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                                  Snowwiewolf
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                                  Ack! Festus is on the loose!

                                  I remember doing a victory dance when Julie won and wearing a scarf every time someone went to the Corridor of blades... and yester day my neigbour came to my home and told me to stop making so much noise.... I had been yelling:Take the blade! Take the green blade!

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                                    Pooka
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                                    I think winning quests make me more worked up than deaths or threats - I remember sitting in Walsall watching Dickon win, and when he got the crown me and Becki started to chant, "Dick-on! Dick-on!".

                                    Then fireworks started to shoot into the sky from quite a few neighbouring houses.

                                    Coincidence? I think not.

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                                      Snowwiewolf
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                                      Sorry, I meant I tied the scarf over my eyes so I coulnt see

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                                        Billy
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                                        I never found anything particularly scary about Knightmare, although the early Series did have this never-know-what's-behind-the-corner feel. So did the later Series to an extent but not as obvious. I just enjoyed the programme.

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