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    Snowwiewolf
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    I wish, just once, he would have said 'that's the most pathetic joke i've ever seen, i'm not gonna give you a spell or advice for that one, come back when you've got something funny'

    In series 3 team 4, Leo told a joke that Motley didint like... but he helped them anyway

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      RoxxAatherton
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      Can you remember the joke, snowy, sweetie?

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        Snowwiewolf
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        Leo: What is the difference between crazy money and a counterfit bun-

        Motley: Try to get it right...

        Leo: Umm... Whats the difference between counterfit money and a mad bunny?

        Motley: I dont know

        Leo: The other bad money and the others a mad bunny

        (or was it the others a bad bunny)

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          PunmiesterWhiteley
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          Gunrada dropping her sword at end bit of Series 4.

          Honesty Bartram's "Nice doing business with you, don't tell yer dad" line.

          And Stiletta's helmet line that everyone missed.  It's in my sig.

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            Snowwiewolf
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            I just saw some  funny bits:

            (first to win) Mark in a dark room:

            Mark: Where am I?

            Advisor: You tell us... (starts laughing)

            I'm not sure if this is funny....

            Akash falls in to the pit in Liliths chambre:

            Treguard: Oohh, nasty...

            Advisor starts laughing...

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              RoxxAatherton
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              Leo: What is the difference between crazy money and a counterfit bun-

              Motley: Try to get it right...

              Leo: Umm... Whats the difference between counterfit money and a mad bunny?

              Motley: I dont know

              Leo: The other bad money and the others a mad bunny

              (or was it the others a bad bunny)

              Oh yeah, I remember that, that was such a pants joke, definately worthy of of a slap round the face and expulsion from the dungeon!

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                Mogdred
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                Pickle: No  magic master....but  BAGS  of pluck...

                Pickle: Root and fen, team  if  my memory selves me whurl etc....

                Tregaurd: BEWARE! (dungeoneer sinks into quicksand)

                SiMAN step to youah left!

                Merlin: I've almost fogotten what to do next.....I HAVE forgotten what to so next.....

                Dungeoneer: Can you repeat the question  please? Dorcas: NOOOIIIOOOOO! I can't!

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                  Mogdred
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                  Oh yeah, I remember that, that was such a pants joke, definately worthy of of a slap round the face and expulsion from the dungeon!

                  Well at  least it was more imaginative than the chicken crossing the road.

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                    Kawaii_Catgirl
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                    Treguard and Pickle's conversations at the end of the episodes are always good for a laugh. To wit:

                    (BONG! Time-out has occured!)

                    "Can they hear us, Master?"

                    "I don't think so - but best not make any rude remarks about them, just in case."

                    "...What about them, Master?" (both turn to face the camera)

                    "Oh, you can say what you like about them. Tough as nails, that lot..."

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                      Dungeoneer2k3
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                      There were many funny moments but one of my favourites was when Pickle told the watchers to "Bog off" in S5!

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                        Snowwiewolf
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                        The endings with Pickle were one of my faouwrites too  🙂

                        and there was Akash team in the bomb room:

                        Treguard turns to the screen and says: This team seems to hunt for trouble

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                          Dungeoneer2k3
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                          When Motley asks the Dungeoneers to tell him a joke, the Dungeoneers gave him really crap ones. If i had to tell him a joke it would be "How do you embarrass an Archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from!"  ;D

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                            RoxxAatherton
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                            methinks that would've been edited out, hehe

                            tho it is rather funnym even if not for the squeemish/prude!

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                              Snowwiewolf
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                              Funny  😄 but like roxx said it would have been edited out....

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                                Powdermonkey
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                                Hello!

                                Firstly, am new here so HI to all. AM 26 tho, so i remember the the 'Mare the first time they came out. Still the best entertainment on tele tho...

                                As for funniest moments, well, rather than a specific piece of dialogue or action, for me it's when the team get hyper-excited. This is normally when they're particularly young and don't quite understand the technology behind the show!

                                A great example of this was in S2 (i think) when a dungeoneer was walking down the corridor (u know - the boring one that just keeps going) when the bats start flying towards you. One lil lad (bless him) virtually jumped out of his seat to warn the Dungeonner to "WATCH OUT FOR THE BATS!"Hello!

                                Firstly, am new here so HI to all. AM 26 tho, so i remember the the 'Mare the first time they came out. Still the best entertainment on tele tho...

                                As for funniest moments, well, rather than a specific piece of dialogue or action, for me it's when the team get hyper-excited. This is normally when they're particularly young and don't quite understand the technology behind the show!

                                A great example of this was in S2 (i think) when a dungeoneer was walking down the corridor (u know - the boring one that just keeps going) when the bats start flying towards you. One lil lad (bless him) virtually jumped out of his seat to warn the Dungeonner to "WATCH OUT FOR THE BATS!". lol and wipes a tear away...

                                Another good example was in a reasonably recent episode when there were 3 girls (that annoying blonde one in the middle?) and as the Dungeoneer was walking thru the forest towards the portal, she saw the clump of grass and informed her to step over it, and to "walk over the..........leaves".

                                If only they were old enough to realise this is all pre-recorded material and that what they say will have no effect! They same went for last night's show (Saturday) when in the castle that tall geeky kid on the right (i was REALLY expecting his voice to have broken...lol) was looking out for any sly exits, any obscure offshoots...go right...when the film has already recorded going left.

                                Tis the simple subtle things I like...

                                PM

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                                  MoanaLiza
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                                  what's your funniest scenes.

                                  Mine as already mentioned on a few occasions:

                                  Julie and the Goblins

                                  Simon sidestepping to the left

                                  Martin's acting

                                  Brother Mace offering Giles the wrong card

                                  Giles in the Corridor of Blades and the Block and Tackle

                                  One I watch but don't remember; Nicola's quest (T2,s7), Lissard getting fireballed by Smirkenorff.

                                  All to name a few

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                                    Purgatory
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                                    I don't think i can do this again.. i think with already talked about this in MANY other topics.. and probs have ones related to this on its own

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                                      Thanatos
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                                      The scene in the last episode of series 7 with Barry, Hands, Romahna and the goblins.

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                                        MoanaLiza
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                                        Another thing also is outtakes. Which scenes/incedences did you pick up on as possible outtakes? Like when Merlin appeared on his throne before the lightning after Martin s3 took the three steps and of course the brother Mace incedent as mentioned above. Any others also

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                                          Galgarach
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                                          When there was a delay with merlins lightning and he kind of moved his hand as if to cast it, there was a still

                                          a 1 second delay.  ;D

                                          The whole scene with July and the goblins - the adviser on the far left was so pathetic with her say "hello to the goblins..."

                                          Julie trying to reach for the cartoon sword was also funny. And then there was that kid on the last team in series 3 that sat in the middle looking as though he didnt know where he was

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