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U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

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  • PookaP
    PookaP
    Pooka
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    ...new technology introduced actually makes the game better  ;D

    ...Bumptious actually looks like a dwarf

    ...S Club Juniors give a special concert for Lord Fear

    ...Treguard says: "Why Lord Fear, that's jolly decent of you to do that, and so totally in line with the rules..."

    ...S Club Juniors give a special concert for Mogdread

    ...A dungeoneer dies, and Treguard says "Well team, you were thick and deserved to die".

    ...S Club Juniors compete on the rpogramme

    ...Team Rocket burst in and try to steal the dungeoneer's Pokémon

    ...I stop being cynical.

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      GrimaldineGrimwold
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      • a la Alfred Hitchcock - Rear Window *  ;D

      LOL, that's even better than Charles Thingyens.

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        GrimaldineGrimwold
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        sigh  ::)

        Why did Richard O'Brien have to quit?

        I think he got fed up with it; he didn't think it was original any more, and wanted to move on. (He's the friend of a friend of mine. )  To be honest, looking back it does look rather tacky, even though I was an avid viewer at the time. But Edward T-P is truly cringeworthy.  

        I'm glad someone got the reference!

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        • JamesAJ
          JamesAJ
          JamesA
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          Hey, S Club Juniors all get cut up in the Corridor of Blades - LOVELY!!!!  ;D

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            Emii
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            Phase shift occurs at an appropriate moment and the watchers feel happy because there are no cliffhangers

            Brother Strange appears quite normal

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            • JamesAJ
              JamesAJ
              JamesA
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              Phase shift occurs at an appropriate moment and the watchers feel happy because there are no cliffhangers

              Isn't that when Series 2 Team 5 & Series 6 Team 6 met their end?  😉

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                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                The Watchers enter the antechamber to hear a scream, and in time to see Treguard dive behind his chair wearing nothing but a towel saying "Ah! You're early! I've just got out of the shower!"

                This is still my favourite.

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                • Debz_gD
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                  Debz_g
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                  LMAO  ;D Yes that has to be the best and yet I missed that before! Nice one Emii!!

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                    Emii
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                    Lol - ta vereh mooch!

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                    • JamesAJ
                      JamesAJ
                      JamesA
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                      I'd have preferred that to be Gundrada or Stiletta myself  😉

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                      • Debz_gD
                        Debz_gD
                        Debz_g
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                        Typical bloke!

                        After making the rather embarrassing blunder, of telling Hugo that I prefered him in the leather outfit, I think that I should keep quiet! The worse thing was that I said it in complete innocence and didn't realise how bad it sounded until afterwards! Arg!!

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                          Emii
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                          LOL! Oh Debz, how I despair...

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                          • JamesAJ
                            JamesAJ
                            JamesA
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                            Typical bloke!

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                            • PookaP
                              PookaP
                              Pooka
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                              #39

                              ...Treguard is heard listening to Korn

                              ...Sly Hands captures a dungeoneer

                              ...Snapper Jack catches a dungeoneer

                              ...Any of the characters are found reading the Bible

                              ...We see Festus

                              ...The only character who can help the poor, hapless  dungeoneer is Tim Booth

                              ...Lord Fear actually fries a dungeoneer while looking through a spyglass

                              ...The only character who can help the poor, hapless  dungeoneer is Michael Kulas

                              ...Someone swears on the programme

                              ...It's actually quite similar to Adam's Knightmare RPG

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                                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                ...Sly Hands captures a dungeoneer

                                ...Snapper Jack catches a dungeoneer

                                ...Any of the characters are found reading the Bible

                                ...We see Festus

                                Well, Sly did.

                                I guess a better thing for Jack to have done would be just to follow Sidriss round all day asking her things. Bound to catch her without a Dungeoneer to protect her sooner or later. If he found himself saying "This one's too smart for Jack..." repeatedly to her then he really has got problems. In any case, what's he going to do with people once he's netted them?

                                The Bible? Only chapter of that we saw on one of the religious characters was the Book of Proverbs. Ho ho. Couldn't resist that.

                                And Festus. Well, you'll see him. All in good time, dearie. [cackle]

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                                  Emii
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                                  When the life force symbol shows, instead of a heartbeat sound, you hear techno music.

                                  Lord Fear gets rid of the pool and starts paging/faxing/texting his minions

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                                  • JamesAJ
                                    JamesAJ
                                    JamesA
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                                    Skarkill becomes a police officer and is given a decent set of manacles

                                    Treguard contacts the Powers that be via e-mail  😉

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                                      Emii
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                                      Lord Fear creates a Mini-Fear

                                      You see Elita playing 'Fetch' with Smirky

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                                      • JamesAJ
                                        JamesAJ
                                        JamesA
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                                        The Mini-Fear defects and joins Treguard. Treguard and Lord Fear then realise that they are actually brothers when Michael Caine communicates through a vidilink....  ;D

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                                          GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                          The Mini-Fear defects and joins Treguard. Treguard and Lord Fear then realise that they are actually brothers when Michael Caine communicates through a vidilink....  ;D

                                          Oh, please no. Just... no.

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