Perfect Mage (parody of Perfect Day by Lou Reed)
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A Lou Reed effort this time, with Hordriss singing about his favourite subject: Himself.
Just a perfect Mage.
Use magic perfectly in the dark,
And then later, for a lark,
We go "Ni!".
Just a perfect mage,
Help dungeoneers in level two,
Then later, I test them, too,
And then "Ni!".
Oh One's such a perfect Mage,
One assures you, One's better than you.
Oh such a perfect mage,
You just can't compare to One,
You just can't compare to One.
Just a perfect mage,
No problems, One's far too great,
leave dungeoneers to their fate.
It's such fun.
Just a perfect mage,
One really does love Onesself.
Guarranteed, there's no one else,
who's as good.
Oh One's such a perfect mage,
One assures you One's better than you.
Oh such a perfect mage,
You just can't compare to One,
You just can't compare to One.
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