Parody of Perfect Day, Milkshake, Somethin' Spiteful
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Another parody of Perfect Day. Official audio
Just a perfect quest
Drank poison-turned-opposite
And then there was a Merlin bit
He cast HOME
Just a perfect quest
Fooled Gumboil on Level 2
Then later, duped Olaf too
With no stone
Oh it's such a perfect quest
Dungeon defeated by you
Oh such a perfect quest
You kept dungeoneering on
You passed ghoul, troll, skeletron
Just a perfect quest
Crazy hats on a ship
Lord Fear sent for a dip
It's much fun
Just a perfect quest
Sphinx bone via cavern elf
For magic from someone else
Some old dog
Oh it's such a perfect quest
Thirty-two, you made it through
Oh such a perfect quest
You kept dungeoneering on
And from Barry, sunlight shone
You're going deep, questing below
Victory's not cheap, that you will show
You are no sheep, onwards you go
Your fame will keep, that much I know
Video: Milkshake by Kelis
[Merlin:]
My magic brings all the boys to the throne
And they're like
It betters Life Force
Darn right it betters Life Force
I got VIM or
ENERGY or ERG
...I have resisited the urge to finish this one. Over to Harry for another take.
This one is based on Somethin' Stupid, famously sung by Frank and Nancy Sinatra. Official audio
[Team to Treguard:]
We know we stand in wait until you think it is our fate
To come on Knightmare with you
And when we go below to quest, we know that it's a test
And will be quite scary too
And even if we drop into a dire little hole we would take pride you see
Until you go and spoil it all by saying somethin' spiteful like "Ooh nasty"
We can see it in your beard
How much you feared that we'd be weird
-er than the team before
And even with the Helmet on
We've still not gone as headgear-mad as Nemanor
[Treguard replies:]
I practise every day to find some clever lines to say
That won't sound callous or snide
But how poetic can I really be when I'm confronted with such infanticide?
Your time is up, you're done, you're killed, you're dead, and I'm not fed up of informing thee
So then I go and seal your fate by saying somethin' spiteful like "Ooh nasty"...
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