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    Billy
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    What the heck is going on in this thread?

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      Pooka
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      They're boasting about the fact that they post too much... I mean a lot.

      I'd have told Brother Strange an obscure proverb which he'd like. here's a good one: "It is better to light one candle than curse the darkness."

      That's always what I try to do.

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        GrimaldineGrimwold
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        Pssh. I thought some of it was quite funny. Never mind.

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          Pooka
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          Ignore me, I'm just being bitter.  :-X

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            JamesA
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            OK then....  ;D

            I think I'll have some grub with Motley in the kitchen....  😉

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              GrimaldineGrimwold
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              No! Don't! It's not Motley! It's Mildread up to her old tricks (the evil little scamp). Whack her with the Eye Shield before it's too late.

              And while you're at it, do you see her cauldron over in the corner? Just lift the lid if you wouldn't mind. The shivering blue/grey-skinned thing inside is me. I'm still feeling the after effects of eating the crap from the dwarf tunnels- Treguard says my life force pie has degraded to "condition tasty". Mildread put me here because I had nothing to give her and refused to join her in a parade of hideous overacting.

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                Pooka
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                You're scaring me now.

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                  Snowwiewolf
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                  This is too strange for me... I'm off to the forest

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                    Kawaii_Catgirl
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                    I got Brangwen's riddle wrong. She tried to eat me, but since she's stuck to the wall, she couldn't. So I sat there eating her food and taunting her over her weird voice. Then, I almost got throttled by Motley for telling him a crappy joke. Found a Pot Noodle in Ariadne's lair - life force is now "Condition Dirty".

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                      Emii
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                      Wait for me, Snowwiewolf! I'll take you to the old elf woods. It's fun there, and we might find Pickle along the way!

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                        Snowwiewolf
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                        Ok,  that sounds like fun  😄  Can I eat any dungeneers that we come across?

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