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The 12 days of Christmas...Knightmare style!

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  • shadow6162S
    shadow6162S
    shadow6162
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    #1

    Just a silly idea I had when I was in school, but it's taken me about an hour to type up . Hope you like it!

    Treguard: On the first day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...

    Lord Fear: A technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!

    Treguard: Unfortunately.

    Lord Fear: HEY! I HEARD THAT!

    Treguard: On the second day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...

    Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!

    Treguard: (They finally admitted it )

    Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!

    Pickle: Oh master, couldn't you have chosen something better for no. 1?

    Lord Fear: I HEARD THAT YOU ANNOYING SPRITE!!!

    Treguard: (Finally something we agree on) On the third day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...

    Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!

    Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!

    Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!

    Treguard: On the fourth day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...

    Assassins: Four murderous assassins!

    Pickle: HOLY ELF-BOOTS! GET THOSE DAGGERS AWAY FROM ME!

    Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!

    Majida: Two annoying assistants!

    Pickle: STOP CHASING MEEEEEEE!!!

    Assassins: Must...kill...elf.

    Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!

    Treguard: How can you not be affected by all this madness?!

    Lord Fear: You have not seen madness compared to my personal life.

    Treguard: ...okaaaaaaay. On the fifth day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...

    Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!

    Treguard: What the?! Who are you guys?!

    Crystal: We r people hoo chat about KM 4 fun lol

    Treguard: Err...welcome then. On with the song!

    Assassins: Four murderous assassins!

    Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!

    Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!

    Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!

    Treguard: On the sixth day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...

    Majida: Six spells that begin with 'B'!

    Lord Fear: What?! Is that the best one you could have come up with?!

    Majida: Blame the writer! Apparently she had no idea what to put so she just wrote that.

    Treguard: ON WITH THE SONG!!!

    Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!

    Assassins: Four murderous assassins!

    Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!

    Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!

    Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!

    Treguard: On the seventh day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...

    Skarkill/Lissard/Raptor/Sylvester Hands/Brollochan/Gripper/Rhark: Seven lame assistants!

    Lord Fear: Just for my pleasure, all of your payments are cut by half.

    All assistants: AWWWW!

    Majida: Six spells that begin with 'B'!

    Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!

    Assassins: Four murderous assassins!

    Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!

    Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!

    Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!

    Treguard: On the eighth day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...

    Pooka: Eight epic series!

    Skarkill/Lissard/Raptor/Sylvester Hands/Brollochan/Gripper/Rhark: Seven lame assistants!

    Majida: Six spells that begin with 'B'!

    Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!

    Assassins: Four murderous assassins!

    Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!

    Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!

    Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!

    Treguard: On the ninth day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...

    Cannadanne: Nine snakes from Medusa's head!

    Treguard: Were there?

    Cannadanne: I doubt it, but we needed to fill this part with something.

    Treguard: Oh.

    Pooka: Eight epic series!

    Skarkill/Lissard/Raptor/Sylvester Hands/Brollochan/Gripper/Rhark: Seven lame assistants!

    Majida: Six spells that begin with 'B'!

    Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!

    Assassins: Four murderous assassins!

    Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!

    Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!

    Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!

    Treguard: On the tenth day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...

    Pickle: Ten letters in the word 'Knightmare'!

    Lord Fear: What a stupid idea! (smacks Pickle on the head)

    Pickle: Ouch! What was that for?!

    Morgainelive: Can we please calm down?

    David: Good idea. Lets carry on!

    Cannadanne: Nine snakes from Medusa's head!

    Pooka: Eight epic series!

    Skarkill/Lissard/Raptor/Sylvester Hands/Brollochan/Gripper/Rhark: Seven lame assistants!

    Majida: Six spells that begin with 'B'!

    Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!

    Assassins: Four murderous assassins!

    Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!

    Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!

    Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!

    Treguard: On the eleventh day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...

    Granitas/Olgarth/Igneous/Golgarach/Brangwen/Dooris/Doorkis/Dooreen/Blocker/the other Blocker/Brollochan: Eleven droning wall monsters!

    Assassins: Must..kill...wall monsters.

    Wall monsters: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

    Crystal: Not all ov dem r even wall monsters lolz XD

    Pickle: Ten letters in the word 'Knightmare'!

    Cannadanne: Nine snakes from Medusa's head!

    Pooka: Eight epic series!

    Skarkill/Lissard/Raptor/Sylvester Hands/Brollochan/Gripper/Rhark: Seven lame assistants!

    Majida: Six spells that begin with 'B'!

    Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!

    Assassins: Four murderous assassins!

    Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!

    Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!

    Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!

    Treguard: On the twelfth day of Christmas (finally), the dungeons gave to me...

    ...

    Treguard: Hello?! What did I get on the twelfth day?

    Pickle: I'm out of ideas.

    Majida: Me too.

    Lord Fear: Honestly Treguard, you can't expect us to make all the decisions. You make one up this time!

    Treguard: Ugh, fine! Twelve stupid ideas for this song!

    Lord Fear: WHAT?!

    Skarkill: Stupid?!

    Crystal: OMG!!! As if u just said dat!

    (Massive argument breaks out)

    Treguard: I'm just going to go now. (walks out)

    (Everyone carries on arguing for about five minutes before realising that Treguard is gone)

    Pooka: Oh...now what?

    Majida: We might as well finish the song.

    Pickle: Okay, take it from eleven!

    Granitas/Olgarth/Igneous/Golgarach/Brangwen/Dooris/Doorkis/Dooreen/Blocker/the other Blocker/Brollochan: Eleven droning wall monsters!

    Pickle: Ten letters in the word 'Knightmare'!

    Cannadanne: Nine snakes from Medusa's head!

    Pooka: Eight epic series!

    Skarkill/Lissard/Raptor/Sylvester Hands/Brollochan/Gripper/Rhark: Seven lame assistants!

    Majida: Six spells that begin with 'B'!

    Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!

    Assassins: Four murderous assassins!

    Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!

    Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!

    Lord Fear: AND A TECHNOSORCERER CALLED LORD FEAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!

    (Fear hits a high note and smashes that glass in a couple of windows)

    Cedric: AAAH! LETS GET AWAY FROM THIS DOG'S BOTTOM!

    (Everyone runs away, covering their ears. The only ones that remain are Lord Fear and the Brollochan)

    Lord Fear: Aww, I thought that was good.

    (Fear realises that the Brollochan is staring at him)

    Lord Fear: WHAT?! What is it super-sulk?

    Brollochan: I was going to ask for some knowledge, but it looks like all I'm going to get is a opera lesson.

    (The Brollochan sulks off)

    Lord Fear: Oh well. Happy holidays everyone!

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    • MystaraM
      MystaraM
      Mystara
      Administrators
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      #2

      haha, that made me laugh

      https://www.twicetwice.co.uk/

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      • HStormH
        HStormH
        HStorm
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        #3

        Like it! Anyone fancy doing this as a new Wall Aid?

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        • shadow6162S
          shadow6162S
          shadow6162
          wrote on last edited by
          #4

          Haha I'm glad you like it

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          • PookaP
            PookaP
            Pooka
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            #5

            Anyone fancy doing this as a new Wall Aid?

            I'm not sure it'd work as a Wall Aid. Getting the original actors would be a bit of a hassle.

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            • HStormH
              HStormH
              HStorm
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              #6

              Oh I dunno, many of them are on Facebook. And some of us can fill in for anyone who can't take part. I mean, it wouldn't be the first time a KM-fan used a mic to play a Dungeon-character.

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              • shadow6162S
                shadow6162S
                shadow6162
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                #7

                Wow, you could really do that?! Well if you get the chance, I'm more than happy to let you use this song

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                • HStormH
                  HStormH
                  HStorm
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                  #8

                  I don't know. I'll "make some enquiries"...

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                  • shadow6162S
                    shadow6162S
                    shadow6162
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                    It's nowhere near Christmas but I can't help but read this again.

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