The 12 days of Christmas...Knightmare style!
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Just a silly idea I had when I was in school, but it's taken me about an hour to type up . Hope you like it!
Treguard: On the first day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...
Lord Fear: A technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!
Treguard: Unfortunately.
Lord Fear: HEY! I HEARD THAT!
Treguard: On the second day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...
Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!
Treguard: (They finally admitted it )
Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!
Pickle: Oh master, couldn't you have chosen something better for no. 1?
Lord Fear: I HEARD THAT YOU ANNOYING SPRITE!!!
Treguard: (Finally something we agree on) On the third day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...
Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!
Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!
Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!
Treguard: On the fourth day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...
Assassins: Four murderous assassins!
Pickle: HOLY ELF-BOOTS! GET THOSE DAGGERS AWAY FROM ME!
Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!
Majida: Two annoying assistants!
Pickle: STOP CHASING MEEEEEEE!!!
Assassins: Must...kill...elf.
Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!
Treguard: How can you not be affected by all this madness?!
Lord Fear: You have not seen madness compared to my personal life.
Treguard: ...okaaaaaaay. On the fifth day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...
Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!
Treguard: What the?! Who are you guys?!
Crystal: We r people hoo chat about KM 4 fun lol
Treguard: Err...welcome then. On with the song!
Assassins: Four murderous assassins!
Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!
Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!
Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!
Treguard: On the sixth day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...
Majida: Six spells that begin with 'B'!
Lord Fear: What?! Is that the best one you could have come up with?!
Majida: Blame the writer! Apparently she had no idea what to put so she just wrote that.
Treguard: ON WITH THE SONG!!!
Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!
Assassins: Four murderous assassins!
Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!
Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!
Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!
Treguard: On the seventh day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...
Skarkill/Lissard/Raptor/Sylvester Hands/Brollochan/Gripper/Rhark: Seven lame assistants!
Lord Fear: Just for my pleasure, all of your payments are cut by half.
All assistants: AWWWW!
Majida: Six spells that begin with 'B'!
Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!
Assassins: Four murderous assassins!
Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!
Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!
Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!
Treguard: On the eighth day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...
Pooka: Eight epic series!
Skarkill/Lissard/Raptor/Sylvester Hands/Brollochan/Gripper/Rhark: Seven lame assistants!
Majida: Six spells that begin with 'B'!
Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!
Assassins: Four murderous assassins!
Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!
Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!
Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!
Treguard: On the ninth day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...
Cannadanne: Nine snakes from Medusa's head!
Treguard: Were there?
Cannadanne: I doubt it, but we needed to fill this part with something.
Treguard: Oh.
Pooka: Eight epic series!
Skarkill/Lissard/Raptor/Sylvester Hands/Brollochan/Gripper/Rhark: Seven lame assistants!
Majida: Six spells that begin with 'B'!
Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!
Assassins: Four murderous assassins!
Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!
Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!
Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!
Treguard: On the tenth day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...
Pickle: Ten letters in the word 'Knightmare'!
Lord Fear: What a stupid idea! (smacks Pickle on the head)
Pickle: Ouch! What was that for?!
Morgainelive: Can we please calm down?
David: Good idea. Lets carry on!
Cannadanne: Nine snakes from Medusa's head!
Pooka: Eight epic series!
Skarkill/Lissard/Raptor/Sylvester Hands/Brollochan/Gripper/Rhark: Seven lame assistants!
Majida: Six spells that begin with 'B'!
Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!
Assassins: Four murderous assassins!
Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!
Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!
Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!
Treguard: On the eleventh day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...
Granitas/Olgarth/Igneous/Golgarach/Brangwen/Dooris/Doorkis/Dooreen/Blocker/the other Blocker/Brollochan: Eleven droning wall monsters!
Assassins: Must..kill...wall monsters.
Wall monsters: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Crystal: Not all ov dem r even wall monsters lolz XD
Pickle: Ten letters in the word 'Knightmare'!
Cannadanne: Nine snakes from Medusa's head!
Pooka: Eight epic series!
Skarkill/Lissard/Raptor/Sylvester Hands/Brollochan/Gripper/Rhark: Seven lame assistants!
Majida: Six spells that begin with 'B'!
Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!
Assassins: Four murderous assassins!
Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!
Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!
Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!
Treguard: On the twelfth day of Christmas (finally), the dungeons gave to me...
...
Treguard: Hello?! What did I get on the twelfth day?
Pickle: I'm out of ideas.
Majida: Me too.
Lord Fear: Honestly Treguard, you can't expect us to make all the decisions. You make one up this time!
Treguard: Ugh, fine! Twelve stupid ideas for this song!
Lord Fear: WHAT?!
Skarkill: Stupid?!
Crystal: OMG!!! As if u just said dat!
(Massive argument breaks out)
Treguard: I'm just going to go now. (walks out)
(Everyone carries on arguing for about five minutes before realising that Treguard is gone)
Pooka: Oh...now what?
Majida: We might as well finish the song.
Pickle: Okay, take it from eleven!
Granitas/Olgarth/Igneous/Golgarach/Brangwen/Dooris/Doorkis/Dooreen/Blocker/the other Blocker/Brollochan: Eleven droning wall monsters!
Pickle: Ten letters in the word 'Knightmare'!
Cannadanne: Nine snakes from Medusa's head!
Pooka: Eight epic series!
Skarkill/Lissard/Raptor/Sylvester Hands/Brollochan/Gripper/Rhark: Seven lame assistants!
Majida: Six spells that begin with 'B'!
Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!
Assassins: Four murderous assassins!
Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!
Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!
Lord Fear: AND A TECHNOSORCERER CALLED LORD FEAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!
(Fear hits a high note and smashes that glass in a couple of windows)
Cedric: AAAH! LETS GET AWAY FROM THIS DOG'S BOTTOM!
(Everyone runs away, covering their ears. The only ones that remain are Lord Fear and the Brollochan)
Lord Fear: Aww, I thought that was good.
(Fear realises that the Brollochan is staring at him)
Lord Fear: WHAT?! What is it super-sulk?
Brollochan: I was going to ask for some knowledge, but it looks like all I'm going to get is a opera lesson.
(The Brollochan sulks off)
Lord Fear: Oh well. Happy holidays everyone!
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haha, that made me laugh
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Haha I'm glad you like it
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Wow, you could really do that?! Well if you get the chance, I'm more than happy to let you use this song
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It's nowhere near Christmas but I can't help but read this again.
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