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Parody of Can You Dig It? by The Mock Turtles

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    This parody of Can You Dig It? by The Mock Turtles is about Quest 7 of Series 2. Official audio

    You met Mogdred on a vale

    Invented epic fail

    Bet your teachers weren't too proud

    You couldn't dispel SHROUD

    Can't you spell it? Oh no

    Can't you spell it? Oh no

    Can't you spell it? Oh no

    Can't you tell it's got an O in

    One little letter omitted. How?

    We don't know

    Don't say stalactite though

    Nor do we know how the hell

    You earned a SHOVEL spell

    It's

    "Not for digging" Oh no

    Can you listen? Oh no

    "Not for digging" Oh no

    Can't you frigging write it down?

    You really are a poor Dungeon crew

    And that's why Cedric'll bludgeon you

    It's not SPADE

    And so he put your lights out

    Treguard, DISMISS, oh yeah

    Treguard, DISMISS, oh yeah

    Treguard, DISMISS, oh yeah

    Treguard, DISMISS, cast it now

    Farewell to Neil, Jason and Craig and Mark

    Spent nearly all your quest in the dark

    In a shrud

    And now it's time to shove off

    Can you spell it?

    Can you spell it?

    Can you spell it?

    Can you spell it?

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