Parody of Reasons To Be Cheerful - Ian Dury & The Blockheads
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Drawing inspiration from the parody 'Reasons To Be Fearful' in Charlie Brooker's 2014 Wipe. Original lyrics, official video
It is a dungeon path you tread
Don't let your Life Force go to red
x5
Reasons to watch Knightmare with tea
Never need a brolly
Cedric and Folly
The mining trolley, or cart
Hammers on troll heads
And Bhal-Shebah's red
Looking upon Mogdred
The dice room start
Playing with a plunger
Getting rid of hunger
Mister Scaramonger: will they buy it?
Potions on the table, always read the label
Guildmaster from Fable: Hugo Myatt
From Lissard into Marta
The levels getting harder
Melly and Gundrada, in the stocks
Skarkill when he's hobbling
Sylvester when he's nobbling
Christopher the goblin, eaten up by blocks
The choice of two doorways, better if it's more ways
When you got through the four days to reach Friday
Elves being cheeky
The doors that sound so creaky
Casual fan or geeky, come and play
Reasons to watch Knightmare with tea
Reasons to watch Knightmare with tea
Reasons to watch Knightmare with tea
Reasons to watch Knightmare
With your tea
Reasons to watch Knightmare with tea
Leaving out a letter
Outfit of Stiletta's
Tricky riddle setters
Dickon versus Malice
Pieces of the Chalice
Fear dressed up as Harris
Ariadne's dinner
Level 3 and winners
A boy you know from Pinner
Merlin, Motley, Pickle
The serpent's tongue to lick all
Simon's big fall
Spells that need dispelling
Passwords that need telling
And the guarded chambers with a well in
Looking in a spyglass
Dragons on a fly-past
Dungeoneers who die fast
Teams in losing status
Bell at the hiatus
Treguard is the greatest
Victims of Morghanna
Finding a banana
Action, humour, drama
Reasons to watch Knightmare with tea
Reasons to watch Knightmare with tea
Reasons to watch Knightmare with tea
Reasons to watch Knightmare
With your tea
Yes yes, be sure
There are lots more
More reasons to watch Knightmare
Brother... Mace
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