Knightmare logo
  • Characters
    Powers that Be Opposition Unaligned
  • Dungeon
    Handpainted CGI Locations
  • Backstage
    Experiences Interviews History How Knightmare was made Convention
  • Fanzone
    Online Coverage Articles Magazines Fan projects
  • Series
    Series 2 Series 3 Series 4 Series 5 Series 6 Series 7 Series 8 Geek Week International Knightmare VR Series 1
  • Events
    Pre-2021 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 2026
Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • Users
  • Groups
Collapse
  1. Home
  2. Off-Topic
  3. Oh...oh dear...

Oh...oh dear...

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Off-Topic
84 Posts 30 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • M
    M
    MoanaLiza
    wrote on last edited by
    #63

    I don't think I am one though. All this making good use of the things they they find business was a sham, really. They just horded stuff for no good reason, which made Wimbledon Common a filthy stinking disease-ridden hellhole. Wimbledon Council came and exterminated them for the sake of public heath, the evil scheming little tramps.

    Riminds me of some people near where I lived, who camped temporarily for a few weeks on a grassy area just off the main dual carriagway across from our local Asda. They left eventually and those dirty filthy 'scumpots' left a dirty mess of rubbish along the grassy bit where they had been. I reacon that they might be related to those Wombles then!

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • D
      D
      Drassil
      Senior staff
      wrote on last edited by
      #64

      This may just be tabloid gossip, but after the Wimbledon tennis tournament one year, wasn't Boris Becker caught in a broom cupboard with a Womble?

      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • G
        G
        GrimaldineGrimwold
        wrote on last edited by
        #65

        This may just be tabloid gossip, but after the Wimbledon tennis tournament one year, wasn't Boris Becker caught in a broom cupboard with a Womble?

        Only for a few seconds, allegedly. But yes, definitely a womble.

        I wouldn't mind the Wombles extending their filth pile to where they play the tennis. Hopefully they could thereby infect Tim Henman with some Womble-to-Human disease, so he won't be around to build lots of gullible people's hopes that he might actually win next year. Perhaps that was what the Womble was trying to do to Boris in the Broom Cupboard- it just got the wrong guy.

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • G
          G
          GrimaldineGrimwold
          wrote on last edited by
          #66

          It's only when the conversation oh so naturally shifts to wombles passing on sexually transmitted diseases to fading tennis "stars" that you realise quite how appropriate the title of this thread was.

          1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • F
            F
            FrightKnight
            wrote on last edited by
            #67

            What forum am I in again? Something to do with Celine Dion was i- oops.

            1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • S
              S
              Snowcat
              wrote on last edited by
              #68

              What forum am I in again? Something to do with Celine Dion was i- oops.

              OOPS INDEED FRIEND!!!!!!!   😮

              You may want your heart to go on but she damn near stopped mine thru sheer boredom.......  :-[

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • D
                D
                Drassil
                Senior staff
                wrote on last edited by
                #69

                (Since digression is the order of the day, can I just mention a scene from the adult cartoon series Family Guy? One of the characters witnessed an armed robbery and then identified the culprit in an identity parade; after which his father says to him: 'Why didn't you say that Celine Dion did it? You blew our one chance to put that showboating Canadian wench away for good.'  ;D)

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • F
                  F
                  FrightKnight
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #70

                  Rates alongside the little blad man, Phil Collins at the pinnacle of pap.

                  A true Knightmare (o-ho!) would be if they duetted on the Fun House theme tune!

                  HELL ON EARTH!  😮

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • F
                    F
                    Fidjit
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #71

                    FUNHOUSE! Here we go again!  ;D

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • F
                      F
                      FrightKnight
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #72

                      Glad to steer away from what cold have been a really rather distubing thread.

                      Although I think I was a bit late on that one...

                      But anyway.

                      Fun house. Cracking programme. Never realised it only finished in 1999.

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • D
                        D
                        Drassil
                        Senior staff
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #73

                        Several people have posted on the Forum in favour of Funhouse (and its presenter), several people have posted against it. Everyone is more than entitled to their own opinions. I just think it's a shame for Funhouse to get partially blamed for Knightmare stopping, just because the schedulers moved Funhouse's day and time.

                        Whenever I think of Funhouse I also think of Finders Keepers, the show with Neil Bucha(n)nan where children tore the rooms in a studio house to bits, on a kind of treasure hunt.

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • F
                          F
                          FrightKnight
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #74

                          That was a good show, too. The old cautionary message of 'Stay away from Mum and Dad's bedroom' still sticks with me.

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • G
                            G
                            GrimaldineGrimwold
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #75

                            I'd set Festus on FrightKnight for mentioning Phil Collins if I hadn't already sent the old quasi-canine after him for the repeated mention of Evil Celine. I love the Celine joke, by the way, apart from the fact it reminds me of her existence.

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • F
                              F
                              FrightKnight
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #76

                              I had to link it back to fun House somehow, and a joke at P*** C****** and C***** D*** seemed the way to go.

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • M
                                M
                                MoanaLiza
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #77

                                😮 How dear you guys use such bad words in this forum! Shame on you lot!

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • F
                                  F
                                  FrightKnight
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #78

                                  Oh, don't worry, I added those asterisks myself.

                                  With fewer asterisks it would have read as Phl Cllns and Cln D**n. I just didn't want to make GG more furious than he already was.  😉

                                  Unless you count those 'pop stars' as swear words, and to be honest I wouldn't disagree on that point...

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • M
                                    M
                                    MoanaLiza
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #79

                                    Notice the cheeky smiley at the end of my previous post here. It was only mentioned as the joke (a little humour) and not to be taken too literally.

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • F
                                      F
                                      FrightKnight
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #80

                                      Just covering my tracks.  ;D

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • K
                                        K
                                        KFan
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #81

                                        Funhouse was great!  ;D

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • W
                                          W
                                          Willowherb
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #82

                                          It was Virtually Impossible that took Knightmare's place in the Friday schedules in '95 and '96, from what I remember. As if it were possible to replace Knightmare... 😠

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          0

                                          Hello! It looks like you're interested in this conversation, but you don't have an account yet.

                                          Getting fed up of having to scroll through the same posts each visit? When you register for an account, you'll always come back to exactly where you were before, and choose to be notified of new replies (either via email, or push notification). You'll also be able to save bookmarks and upvote posts to show your appreciation to other community members.

                                          With your input, this post could be even better 💗

                                          Register Login
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Login or register to search.

                                          The Team

                                          Join
                                          Submissions
                                          Contact
                                          KM Chat
                                          Privacy Policy

                                          The Site

                                          About
                                          Search
                                          Site Map
                                          Terms & Conditions
                                          Q&A

                                          Keep up-to-date with Knightmare news:
                                          Visit KnightmareTV on X Visit KnightmareTV on Facebook Visit KnightmareTV on YouTube Receive Browser Notifications See our RSS Feed
                                          © Copyright Knightmare.com 1999-2026. All Rights Reserved. Moral rights are asserted.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups