Parody of Club Tropicana by Wham!
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Based on Club Tropicana by Wham!. A tribute to George Michael. Video, Lyrics
Let me take you to the place
Where energy's a floating face
No relaxation spas
Where Treguard puts you in a helm
And dragons fly across the realm
In exchange for silver bars
Club Knightmare Castle calls to thee
It's a dungeon, very tough and rarely won
You can win on Level Three
But do hurry, you have goblins
Catacombs beneath your feet
There's fish and fruit and bread to eat
Watchers of illusion see
Oh dungeons deep (a bluescreen void)
Caverns dark (and some devoid)
A whole week's chromakey
Club Knightmare Castle calls to thee
It's a dungeon, very tough and rarely won
You can win on Level Three
But do hurry, you have goblins
[x2]
Knapsack on
And be a knight
Don't waste life force
Gotta cast your spell
Better sidestep right
[x2]
Ghou-ouls, ghou-ouls...
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