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Parody of Freedom by Wham!

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    Drassil
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    Twice in Knightmare, a catcombite was brought to a standstill with a FREEZER spell. It didn't happen a third time because the catacombite sung this song - to the tune of Freedom by Wham! - to explain that it's just hungry, that's all. Video, lyrics

    Think that meeting me will be your doom, right?

    Giant skull on legs (or catacombite)

    "It's the devil of this level and it's laying in wait for you, oh no"

    If we chatted maybe you'd adore me

    But you've heard the lies so you deplore me

    I'm not scary, I want dairy, but they don't understand

    So they lock me down with magic

    More than once, twice, forever

    'Cause Treguard tells them how to use spells and that

    And that they should choose a speller

    And they do

    I don't want your FREEZER

    I don't want to stand around

    I don't want a body, baby

    Flesh and blood just slows me down

    I don't need your FREEZER

    Oh all I want right now is food

    I'm as friendly as a village cleric

    Hello, did you know my name is Eric?

    I just go from day to day hoping for a bit of milk or cheese

    But people see me and they tend to brick it

    While I panic about getting rickets

    I'm lacking lactose (and I lack toes): where's the calcium?

    Tony passed me to a "playpen:

    Play a while, play forever"

    'Cause his team didn't know that I'd help them out

    For a blob of Philadelphia

    And I would

    I don't want your FREEZER

    I don't want to stand around

    I don't want a body, baby

    Flesh and blood just slows me down

    I don't need your FREEZER

    Oh all I want right now is food

    (Feed me cheddar, give me stilton)

    (Find me ice cream, get my pie back)

    So don't lock me down with magic

    More than once, twice, forever

    'Cause instead you could give me some Dairylea

    And go on with your endeavour

    And it's true...

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      brilliant......

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