Parody of Sacrifice by Elton John
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Another dungeoneer has ended up in the monster's stomach from Series 1-3. Luckily he has a way of escaping this irritable beast and he knows that his predecessors did too. Based on Sacrifice by Elton John (1989). Video, lyrics
It's a human bind
When things go south
And you're sent into innards
Through the serpent's mouth
Into the belly
And out of safe hands
Sad defeat comes calling
Where there are no gastric bands
Bold, bold start
Undone by you
I won't be digested, baby
Just passing through
And it's no sack of rice
It's a bag of salt
If you are livid
Then it isn't my fault
But it's no sack of rice
No sack of rice
It's no sack of rice at all
Contemplating the navel
Will kill my hope
Sensitivity of your lining
Would respond to soap
We lose direction
'Til Tone goes DOWN
Or 'til Ross eggs you
And risks getting brown
Bold, bold start
Undone by you
I won't be digested, baby
Just passing through
And it's no sack of rice
It's a bag of salt
If you are livid
Then it isn't my fault
But it's no sack of rice
No sack of rice
It's no sack of rice at all...
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