Parody of Atmosphere by Russ Abbot
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Based on Atmosphere by Russ Abbot (1984). Original song, original lyrics
Oh what a dungeoneer
I said "Ooh nasty" to a hapless dungeoneer
And he's no longer there
'Cause I dismissed him from the dungeon of Knightmare
Well we're at the dungeon party
And you're out there on a quest
With your three friends here to guide you
And you hope you'll be the best
So get your body moving
'Cause the cup needs to be won
Oh, there's a pit
Don't step in it
Sh** sh** sh** sh**
Oh what a dungeoneer
I said "Ooh nasty" to a hapless dungeoneer
And he's no longer there
'Cause I dismissed him from the dungeon of Knightmare
Oh oh oh what a dungeoneer
I said "Ooh nasty" to a hapless dungeoneer
He should've spellcast FLARE
And got it from the wizard with the long white hair
69 teams altogether
Quested through the dungeon lands
As they journeyed down the levels
I would sometimes lend a hand
And I waited for my chair back
So I'd not have to stand
Oh, what a sesh
Oh, cast REFRESH
Twen-ty thir-teen
Oh what's that hat on Fear?!
It's halfway to the ceiling and it brings a tear
It is no "Treguard stare"
A papier-mâché beehive? Well it won't quite scare
Oh oh oh there's an Ashens here
I love a show revival with an Ashens here
Watchers everywhere
Can tune in (or sign in) for the cruel Knightmare...
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