Parody of Satellite by The Hooters

[Drassil]

This is about the final quest of Series 3. Based on Satellite by The Hooters (1987). Music video

Rush, Chris and Treguard, 'cause time you lack

Let's start the quest and no turning back

There's Hordriss, he's a man in need

He will help you through with a spell called SPEED

So go to the throne room, pretend to swim

Merlin will come (but he won't cast VIM)

And if you get two questions right

Merlin's gonna give you a spell called FLIGHT

Go to the cauldron and add the herbs

Then some skulls will be disturbed

Make it to the wellway room

And drop down to the Mills of Doom

So go to the throne room, pretend to swim

Merlin will come (but he won't cast VIM)

And if you get two questions right

Merlin's gonna give you a spell called FLIGHT

Another clue room; your time has come

UNITE - you're back with everyone

They cut your quest but that's OK

At least it's not for Christmas Day

So Christopher, Alex and James and Tim

Sorry your quest had to have a trim

And though you cast your SPEED alright

You had to fly without using FLIGHT...