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Parody of Chaise Longue by Wet Leg

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    Based on Chaise Longue by Wet Leg (2021). Music video

    Treguard, Pickle, look at me

    I quested through and I'm on Level 3

    All of my friends watch CBBC

    But I am cool and I'm on Level 3

    I'm on Level 3

    I'm on Level 3

    On CITV

    Effects are cool: CGI, Chromakey

    Is your noggin shuttered?

    Would you like us to assign someone to shutter your noggin?

    Where am I? A room

    Where am I? A room

    Hey you over there

    Sat near Treguard with his mighty stare

    What are the clues you're writing down?

    You should call Hordriss to you now

    Watching Treguard, watching Treguard, watching Treguard

    Knightmare's hard, watching Treguard

    Watching Treguard, watching Treguard, watching Treguard

    Knightmare's hard, watching Treguard

    Is your brother worried?

    Would you like us to assign a skull to hurry your brother?

    Where am I? A room

    Where am I? A room

    Hey you sidestepping left

    There's no turning back now, on with your quest

    Because you've got a table in this dungeon room

    And plastic croissant that you can consume

    Watching Treguard, watching Treguard, watching Treguard

    Knightmare's hard, watching Treguard...

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