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Parody of All That She Wants by Ace of Base

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    Based on All That She Wants by Ace of Base, released in the UK in 1993. Official video

    Sung from the point of view of a watcher with an exaggerated dislike of a particular character.

    Majida's loads of strife

    Majida's loads of strife

    When she woke up just after Pickle's flight

    Ere the game had re-begun

    She opened up her eyes and thought

    "I'll be annoying

    A bottle with a cork

    I will wait 'til Treguard comes

    Just dying for a chance to spoil his fun"

    She's going to get you

    All that she wants is to bother Treguard

    Hand on her jugular

    All that she wants is to bother Treguard, yeah

    All that she wants is to bother Treguard

    He'll go avuncular

    All that she wants is to bother Treguard, yeah

    Dungeoneers lack some sight, it's entirely right

    Their advisors are their eyes

    The genie's voice that talks to them, she won't support that

    She thinks they might not manage

    If all four of them can't see

    The hearts of men have daggers like her eyes

    She's going to get you

    All that she wants is another sight spell

    'Cause it's too difficult

    All that she wants is another sight spell, yeah

    All that she wants is another sight spell

    'Cause it's too difficult

    All that she wants is another sight spell, yeah...

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