Parody of She's Always A Woman by Billy Joel
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Based on She's Always A Woman by Billy Joel (1977). Lyrics, audio
She can vex Hugo Myatt and antagonise
She can never keep quiet on wherefores and whys
And she thinks dungeoneers should be able to see
She's Jackie Sawiris
But always Majida to me
She enjoys throwing knives and invisible cloaking
She'll take risks with a jester but not if he's joking
She has magic to give out to reach Level 3
Where she steals like a thief
Joanne Heywood's Stiletta to me
Medusa's bad for your health
She can stone a whole team
She's a head intro crime
Gundrada never gets on
And she never gets off
Though ADORE spells are binds
She avoids falling off from the back of a dragon
She's remorselessly cutting from castle to cavern
But she'll bring out the best and the worst you can be
Stephanie Hesp is the elf
And she's always Elita to me
Velda's another loud elf
She can shoot who she wants
She's tied up half the time
Aesandre gets frozen up
And she'll get frozen out
Not sure if she's aligned
She was only seen twice and was suddenly cruel
She can break stained glass windows and zap Martin Toole
And she sends Ross an axe and then fades out with glee
They had barely a hope
Against Natasha Pope
And she's always Morghanna to me
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